Lightning Never Strikes the Same Place Twice

WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU.

Ludwig Beilschmidt. Legion Janitor.

[crosses his arms] Tino.

[looks away] Dude, she hasn’t had an allergic reaction t’anythin’. What else do ya want from me?

[stare] Phone numbers? General needs?

So instead, try investment. Play the stock market.

[pauses] … A year and three months. You may have seen her running around the mansion. She has her mother’s stubbornness. [and his tbh]

[smiles] We should have a play date! Mikki is beginn’ to toddle a bit! A head of schedule and everythin’!

[pauses] That can be arranged. I’ll ask Lien. Of course, you have a list of things Mikki can and cannot eat?

So instead, try investment. Play the stock market.

[pauses] ... A year and three months. You may have seen her running around the mansion. She has her mother’s stubbornness. [and his tbh]

@fixingfinn

Hence why the Legion should fund my small item teleportation device. Beer from Finland when ever we please!

Finnish beer? No. German beer is obviously the superior choice. Reroute that teleporter to Germany.

[sways a little in the hallway]

You’re making a mess of the hallway. 

          And your lack of change since then is absolutely baffling- you’re still chasing people over a docking spot at the port like a loiterer, I’m assuming?

          It could be made of her blood for all anyone cares, and it’s still useless if it’s shredded. [Swipes it, tearing it apart before flinging the pieces in his face] What, scared of being made fun of?

That no matter how strong the warrant is, I would not be able to bring myself to arrest you.

Not sure whether you plan on robbing someone, murdering someone, or hoping to catch someone doing the previous two.

I-uh-I apologize, I’m- [he’s slips back into his mother tongue as he tries to wipe the beer away bc napkins probably haven’t been invented yet] (I was not paying attention!)

Uhh……. well, uhhh it is alright? I guess….. [she does not speak German save her]

Thank… you. [he puts the rag aside, realizing that she probably doesn’t speak German] I apologize, I was not paying attention to you. [clears his throat] I… am hoping to catch someone doing the previous two.

No problem. [sits down propping her head up with an arm] That’s a first. Most people here tend to only pay attention to me. [Lowers her voice a bit] You’re not going to catch much. This here a safe spot. Unless you see them committing then they are safe. And trust me, you stick out.

... [wait, he knows that language hint thing tho] ... How much?

Not sure whether you plan on robbing someone, murdering someone, or hoping to catch someone doing the previous two.

I-uh-I apologize, I’m- [he’s slips back into his mother tongue as he tries to wipe the beer away bc napkins probably haven’t been invented yet] (I was not paying attention!)

Uhh……. well, uhhh it is alright? I guess….. [she does not speak German save her]

Thank… you. [he puts the rag aside, realizing that she probably doesn’t speak German] I apologize, I was not paying attention to you. [clears his throat] I… am hoping to catch someone doing the previous two.

No problem. [sits down propping her head up with an arm] That’s a first. Most people here tend to only pay attention to me. [Lowers her voice a bit] You’re not going to catch much. This here a safe spot. Unless you see them committing then they are safe. And trust me, you stick out.

          And your lack of change since then is absolutely baffling- you’re still chasing people over a docking spot at the port like a loiterer, I’m assuming?

          [Grabs the corner, ripping it off] If this was any good, you would’ve done something by now instead of waiting like a coward. But you haven’t. 

......... [bitch u lucky copy machines don’t exist rn] [sighs as he puts the warrant down on the table] It is a royal warrant. Signed by Her Majesty. So in that sense, it is “good.” But... [another sigh] Don’t make me admit it...

          And your lack of change since then is absolutely baffling- you’re still chasing people over a docking spot at the port like a loiterer, I’m assuming?

I would dare argue that you’re much the same. Still preferring chicken nuggets and fries, or have you graduated to chicken tenders instead? [he sighs and runs a hand through his hair] No. I’m on hire for Her Majesty. And… [pulls out a warrant] You’re under arrest.

          Oh don’t patronize me, I know what I want and I’m not afraid to get it, chicken nuggets or otherwise. [Sputters, snatching the warrant from his hand] Under arrest for what, talking shit? She can’t handle a little dirt now? What a joke.

Murder, plundering, scavenging, bad hygeine, loitering, soliciting, and overall piracy. I don’t make the warrants. She does.

          And your lack of change since then is absolutely baffling- you’re still chasing people over a docking spot at the port like a loiterer, I’m assuming?

I would dare argue that you’re much the same. Still preferring chicken nuggets and fries, or have you graduated to chicken tenders instead? [he sighs and runs a hand through his hair] No. I’m on hire for Her Majesty. And... [pulls out a warrant] You’re under arrest.

Not sure whether you plan on robbing someone, murdering someone, or hoping to catch someone doing the previous two.

I-uh-I apologize, I’m- [he’s slips back into his mother tongue as he tries to wipe the beer away bc napkins probably haven’t been invented yet] (I was not paying attention!)

Uhh……. well, uhhh it is alright? I guess….. [she does not speak German save her]

Thank... you. [he puts the rag aside, realizing that she probably doesn’t speak German] I apologize, I was not paying attention to you. [clears his throat] I... am hoping to catch someone doing the previous two.