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You huffed dramatically, tossing your phone onto the bed before scooping it back up and hitting Aishaโs contact. You put her on speaker, flopped onto your back, and balanced the phone against your shoulder while admiring your freshly done nailsโglossy, baby pink, and dangerously sharp. The kind of set that screamed โunbothered,โ even if your brain was absolutely not.
The line clicked after two rings.
โGirl,โ Aisha groaned, her voice crackly through speaker. โIt is midnight. Why are you calling me while Iโm literally tryna get laid?โ
You rolled your eyes, flicking a piece of lint off your pajama shorts. โIgnoring the last thing you saidโwhatโs the beef between Bakugo and Midoriya? Like, what actually happened back in the day?โ
โโฆYouโre being serious?โ
โGod.โ You could practically hear her repositioning on the bed as you could hear the faintest a movements. โDefinitely Shoto.โ You thought.
โAlright. Short version? Katsuki was a menace. Like, worse than now. At U.A., he thought his quirk made him untouchable and he used to bully Deku.โ
You blinked, tilting your head. โHe bullied Deku? Like my bestie Deku?? Allmight Jr??โ
โYes. Ruthlessly. Called him โDekuโ to be mean, told him to take a swan dive off the roof onceโdonโt gasp, Iโm serious.โ
You actually sat up. โWHAT?? And yโall just let him graduate???โ
โLook, he got humbled eventually. Now theyโre trauma-bonded or something. I donโt remember.โ
You flopped back against your pillow, eyes wide as you stared at the ceiling. โSo heโs been annoying since the womb. Good to know my memes are punching up.โ
โHeโs mellowed,โ Aisha said slowly, like she didnโt even believe it. โBut the egoโs still nuclear. And you know heโs the type to search his name on Twitter.โ
You snorted. โIโm not scared of him.โ
โYou should be. He tracked a reporter once. Had the guy apologizing on live TV.โ
โIโm shaking in my bunny slippers.โ
Aisha groaned again. โIโm being serious, Y/n. Youโre not even in the hero scene anymore. You quit after Shiketsu, remember? You do photoshoots now. Not training drills.โ
โExactly,โ you said, gesturing with your perfectly painted hand like she could see it. โThat means Iโm untouchable. Iโm a model with an internet connection and no filter. I live to clown.โ
You heard her sigh. โWhy do I even answer your calls.โ
โBecause you love me.โ
You grinned, already unlocking your phone again. โThanks for the lore dump, Top-Ten-Hiatus Hottie. Now I can meme him with historical accuracy.โ
โIf he drags you to court, donโt call me. Shotoโll freeze my phone if I get stressed again.โ
There was a pause, then Aisha muttered, โโฆsend me the tweet before you post it.โ
You smirked. โAlready in your DMs, stinkabutt โ
โGod, I regret picking up.โ
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