just to feel

MERCY: ummm. like. couple weeks?

MERCY: im gonna hit you with all my morality questions, i like that answer

LUC: Not even a month? Oh yeah you're good. The girl should be happy

MERCY: so like. hypothetically

MERCY: if i forgot to text a girl back for 3 months and then send her a nood on snapchat, does that make me a bad person?

MERCY: discuss with the class

LUC: How long did you talk to the girl for?

Damn straight. 

Fair point. Uh yeah, did they give you that on a postcard? Seems very Hallmark. Free cup of covfefe is allll yours whenever you feel up for it. Besides, it’ll be nice to have an actually decent dude in the shop. 

It was basically the rehab motto. That and crap about forgiveness. Don’t tell me that or I’ll assume I’m getting a free cup every time I’m going in there and feel up for it.

You ever just, relish in drama that doesn’t effect you? Like when some guy makes an order for two bouquets, to two addresses, with two very different messages? 

Good thing you probably care about your job and are good at it, because it woould’ve sucked for him if there was a mix up and the wrong address got the wrong message. 

That’s the one. I stopped watching the first time when the main character ended up being Snow White and Prince Charming’s daughter despite being the same age, but you know. What else am I gonna do when I’m home and bored? Sadly it didn’t get any better. It’s a good idea for a show, but the execution? Not great.

Snow White and Prince Charming’s daughter is the same age as them? That’s just fucking weird. You know what I’ve been watching that’s pretty good? The Umbrella Academy. Took me until episode 3-4 to get really into it but it’s not too bad, if you’re looking for something. 

Well, in the movie they put a package in the microwave and it comes out with a full McDonald’s meal. Everything’s going to mess up your body somehow, a little McDonald’s every now and then it’s going to hurt too bad. 

Sounds like the ideal way to cook if you’re feeling lazy. I wouldn’t say everything but, yeah, too much of anything is bad. I’d just rather not add to the decay of my body anymore than I already have.

Okay, has anyone actually sat and watched Once Upon a Time since it’s been out on Netflix? Because I just started it back up again and I’m like, super confused? None of this makes sense, and I’m not going into detail because spoilers, if anyone actually cares, but this show got real weird.

I haven’t seen it and probably won’t. That’s the show with all the fairytales? 

Technically he did it to himself though, but hey at least he was able to see his mistakes in trying to rush through certain aspects of his life and he was able to go back and make it better. Oof, I don’t know if anyone should be alone with their thoughts for long periods of time. Why thank you, I can’t wait to show it off. Both because I’m always proud of my costumes and because I can’t wait to party in it. 

But who could blame him? We all would’ve been fast forwarding through the bullshit too. Yeah, true. Depending on the thoughts, you’d probably drive yourself insane after awhile. No problem. So do you end up throwing something then to show it off? 

MAL: i'm sitting at lunar in my tightest skirt with an empty glass and no prospects

MAL: care to change that? 🙃

LUC: What a fucking text to wake up to

Thanks, Luc. I’d like to think so myself. Oh yeah? That’s cool, but a shame about the injury. Guess that makes it easier to tat yourself up though without having to worry about how it feels. I’m taking your word for that. Not that I’m much of a coward or anything, but even I’m a little nervous. But I think the excitement outweighs that. I’m thinking back of the neck.

You’re welcome. Time will tell whether you truly can or cannot. Yeah, big shame but it is what it is. Can’t dwell on it now. But, yeah. I know pain and a tattoo is nothing compared to the shit I’ve gone through. Regardless, I know a lot of people who will also agree it’s not that bad so I think you’ll be okay. It might hurt a little, but it’s not lasting. Nice choice. A spot that you can easily hide with your hair but will still look badass when shown.

And I’d be honored if you’d sing with me, and I am not above begging. I’ll keep bringing it up until you cave, but it’s fine, I’ll just tell my bartenders to make your drinks extra strong if that’s the only way I’ll have a chance of getting you up there with me. Thanks for that idea. Definitely. Hot Rita is not something I thought I’d ever see in my life. I don’t think I’ll ever be the same again, honestly.

We’ll just leave it up to fate, and your bartenders, to see what happens. Yeah, it’s not really something you’d ever expect to see but now that I have seen it... I don’t know, I kinda like it. 

Chad definitely didn’t enjoy a visit. That’s for sure. 

You’re right. But still, I feel like sort of bad. You’re my friend. It’s cause you’re… I care about your well-being. You’re a good dude who just got dealt a bad hand. Anyway, coffee shop is going pretty great. You should come and visit. Whatever you want will be on this house. Just don’t tell anyone. They’ll think I’m going soft.

Chad probably deserved whatever Nikalia threw him. 

Because there’s at least a chance you’d luck into a correct answer? Probably not, no, but there’s a chance at the very least.

Seems easier to just leave it blank and move on to the next question. 

Same concept with a happy ending and a couple kiddos. 

And instant McDonalds. 

What’s instant McDonalds? Besides probably a good way to clog some arteries. 

No clue. I’m just glad I got a name that can go both ways. Niki? Aww she must be sweet and kind, lets go to her coffee shop. Nikalia? She’ll fuck you up and smile after she’s done. 

Yeah, I uh… I heard you’d got back in but I hadn’t–Sorry I didn’t say anything. Didn’t know if I should, ya know? I’v been good. Just trying to make a life here with what I got.

Hey, you’re talking to a Lucien here. I feel you on that one. I have to say I prefer Niki most days but who doesn’t like a visit from Nikalia every now and then. 

That doesn’t sound fun to you at all?

That’s fair. Sad, but fair. 

I don’t know. I guess Mr. and Mrs. Smith was pretty hot.