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I don't care If he's scared he needs to stop being a bitch and biting people.

Herding sheep, looking after kids, and playing healer in videogames: every day you're surprised of the sheer innovative genius of how they'll find the most inconvenient goddamn places just outside your reach to get hurt or put themselves in lethal danger.

Isn’t this sheep in real life?

Children in real life also.

The humble Oxford comma

#you can understand op by using your brain

Too often do I turn around just to find the lamb has walked too close to the road, wandered at night without any light, or just almost fucking up their entire life by not paying attention.

Herding sheep, looking after kids, and playing healer in videogames: every day you're surprised of the sheer innovative genius of how they'll find the most inconvenient goddamn places just outside your reach to get hurt or put themselves in lethal danger.

Isn’t this sheep in real life?

Children in real life also.

The humble Oxford comma

#you can understand op by using your brain

I'm going to spin you

*burns out cutely*

*self-immolates adorably*

*sticks my tongue out at you from the stake & neener neeners as my flesh melts*

Hey look it's me.

@zetathedraconequus if you want to get anything done you have to either get up or let me do it.