we forgot to teach your boyfriend media literacy and he completely misunderstood all the themes and narratives. yeah the underlying message too. he got tricked into believing in-universe propaganda and is writing a longpost about it now sorry

Pass the yuri I'm not driving lol!

people don't go down to the tavern and engage in raucous festivities with pints of ale for all on rainy days until the sun crests the horizon of a world washed clean by the rain and the dew

Alas this is happening quite often. Tis a shame thee are not invited however. For the cups never run empty and the people are always in good humour 😂

tis not an easy job, residing a stone's throw from the woods, rejected by most. But when your children fall ill and you have need of my skills in healing I will gladly oblige... You malign me with exile for naught

Oh yes it is a shame when one's husband has been found to be both a letcher and a theif... Worry not for your presence is greatly missed. I shall put in a good word for you as the tavern is looking for a new barmaid, I am sure you will find it easy given your skills.

[butler voice] erm.. very cringe, sir....

Elon Musk and Grimes in 2 years

i eat 15 apples for breakfast then drive myself to the hospital just to watch the doctors get blasted backward into the drywall bc they cant withstand my aura

At your military wife’s house washing my hair with your sons calming bedtime baby shampoo

Where else can i get sentences like this

me after i die and go straight to hell for being gay: wtf...? just like in supernatural...