Lucian Moran

Name: Nycholas Moran

Gender: Male

General Appearance: Very tall and fair, also v flighty.

Personality: Party king!!!  Jovial and fun!!  Avoids conflict af!!!  His parents are almosT as disappointed in him as Edmund Porter IV is in Lex tbqh - Margery, tho, does see his negligence as a potential opportunity to rule through his asp tho!!  Unfortunately for her, tho, he’s not into listening to her - ever.  For some???? reason???? Nyck (who lbr was 100% named for an Arrington king or two, if you were wondering ;D) doesn’t like spending much time at home.  Super rebellious, but mostly deals w this through indulgence: catch him sneaking out his window like he’s a prisoner to go drinking w his friends.  He doesn’t care for responsibility or the duties his parents perceive for him but he greatly enjoys pranks and laughter and, esp, teasing his ‘brother,’ Loys *high fives Harrion and Britta*  Doesn’t know what day it is but will make a big joke of it all anyway bc he doesn’t care that he doesn’t know.

Special Talents: E.S.C.A.P.E. P.L.A.N.S!!!!!!!!  Honestly, most ppl don’t see it but he’s suPER smart he just uses 100% of that for thwarting his parents’ whims!!  Can and wiLL (attempt) to drink anyone under the table!!  Avoiding conflict (and his parents)!  Rebelling!  (Since he’s in Aragoth, most likely dying badly lbr.)  Escaping Soarhall in the dead of winter!! (honestly this takes some srs skill and ingenuity - its ~is a fortress, after all!!!!)

Who they like better:  Neither!!!!

Who they take after more:  Still neither!!!!  Nyck: ‘Thank all the gods in heaven and hell!’

Personal Head canon: Frankly, the one thing that unites Lucian and Margery is their mutual disappointment in Nyck!!  As a result, his room has been changed about a thousand times to keep him from running away but he keeps inventing new and increasingly intricate escape plans!!!  Honestly, tho, he enjoys the challenge of it!!  And, esp, he enjoys frustrating them!

Face Claim: Armie Hammer

I’M CHOKING OMG THE RAINS OF CASTAMERE I’M ACTUALLY CHOKING. And everyone is awkwardly looking around like omg but who is gonna die today …. OF BOREDOM. And then to finish it up obvi Father Figure comes on b/c he’s been such an a+++++++ father figure, I’m mean look at Rowlin, the living, breathing proof of this. 

lUCIAN’S AUTOBIOGRAPHY. BURY ME WHERE I LAY B/C I’M DEAD. (really tho arthur and avelina are such fails i cannot with them??? they really should have died with everyone else fifteen years ago ;DDD (don’t tell them I said that whoops) 

No but ppl have ACTUALLY died of awkward boredom at his dinner parties lbr and he’s like HOW DARE YOU THAT WAS DEEPLY UNDIGNIFIED tbh ;DDDD  Ngl I already have a version of the Rains of Castamere to put on his playlist and I’d not be opposed to adding others bc of reasons (I know how unexpected ;DDDD)  “ppl are just dying to hear that song”  ~cue Red Wedding gifs~  OMG FATHER FIGURE THO I CHOKED  I mean, Rowlin is such a gem he’s gotta feel great about his raising techniques (cue Lucian NOT self-fiving)

Lucian has basically said that to everyone without words in the form of his lovely death stare tbqh like with regard to Arthur I think he tries to be more ~discreet bc he’s the last Arrington that counts (s/o to the seven Arrington ladies)

But yeah, I could see that Lynessa would know very well that someone like Lucian would be a great asset to have on her side. So probably would pay a lot of respect and deference to him, but at the same time showing glimpses of the intelligence and political savvy she’s got in her little finger. Bc above all things, Lynessa is extremely good at reading people and figuring out what they respond best to in people.

So I could see her on one of her visits to the North/Valles/etc that she would come pay her respects to Lucian and see how easily/uneasily she may be able to rope him in as an ally to her cause.

He would def extend an invitation to her as Lady Valles and also in deference to her Arrington blood bc Lucian is HOUSE ARRINGTON FTW <3333333 always bc ~The Old Ways~ *wipes away manly tear* basically.  And let me tell you his parties are KILLER /sarcasm they’re basically: http://lucianmoran.tumblr.com/post/108413073934

CAN WE JUST TAKE A MOMENT TO APPRECIATE THEIR CHILDHOOD.  Like, what even with their parents?????  How did their sister turn out even remotely ok????  (I guess she almost def had issues of her own i mean look at her bb boy ;DDD)  Tbh, Lucian has been giving Renfry death stares his entire life.  Like, at first it was just like, “omg dude get yourself potty trained already like you’re more than a month old this is getting obscene” and now it’s just

Renfry: breathes

Lucian: no stop

not really even sure where the joke ends and reality begins on this one.  brotp: i wish you were never born  I feel like they were alwasy bickering and really never stopped bc they’re like actual polar opposites???????  Tho tbh there are probs days when Lucian’s like, “You have a point about Rowlin...” jk jk but only bc ~honor must be served, bitches~

and mine are long and sharp, my lord,

HIS STARES paIRED with her’s tho. LIKE HER EYEBROW RAISED and everything and like WHAT IF THEY WERE BOTH STARING AT YOU AT THE SAME TIME ????? like DO nOT WanT 

OMMMGGGG the thing you would do would be drop dead.  Tbh that’s LOys’ actual nightmare...and quite possibly Britta’s actual reality and like she’s like, “This literally could NOT get worse” and then she marries Rob and just goes, “Welp, I was wrong.”