o! worm!

this just in …. i have Feelings For u guys …. breaking news …… i would die for u …..

you will

there’s some kind of magic feeling about cities at night I can’t explain with words

she

who

girl

ah, the crescent moon….the tasteful sideboob of the lunar cycle, 

I’m sorry but being called “my girl” is so wonderfully dizzying and incredibly romantic and you can’t tell me otherwise

“Mixologist” shut the fuck up, say boozewizard like a fucking adult

“First of all” I say indignantly, with absolutely no idea where i’m going with this

i say “first of all” with an immense amount of confidence and then immediately forget what i was about to say

I say “first of all” even when I have just ONE SINGULAR point to make

“Second of all, fuck you,” is a valid follow up.

it’s almost like if we weren’t all systemically forced to commute and drive everywhere by urban planning that’s impossible to navigate without a vehicle or public transportation the fossil fuel industry would be useless and worth nothing