Lauren

I’m just a 75 year old man who loves a nice pretzel

not even risking that shit

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

Last comment same thing. Sorry to the next person who sees this. I just can’t risk it. I have things I need to do before my life becomes hell. Lol

man i fucking hate yall who tf put this up knowing damn well we all gonna reblog it im heated im really sick af bout this 

I don’t play that shit lol sorry

WHyyyy

Sorry everyone

If only if only the woodpecker sighs the bark on the tree was as soft as the sky why the wolf waits below hungry and lonely he cries to the moon if only if only

Shiddd

this post followed me to Facebook and im sooo annoyed!

It’s been a MINUTE since I’ve seen Madame Zeroni, fr fr

Not tryna fuck up any of my planetary Returns~

God fucking damnit

Damn it

recently heard birth marks are where a lover used to kiss you often in a past life. can’t stop thinking about how sweet that is 🥺

Always

THIS ONE FUCKING WORKS. REBLOG IT.

this for real fucking works

people are like what are you up to and i’m like seething with justified rage

Men with long hair? Absolutely stunning, keep it up.

mid life crisis ? no no, mid DAY crisis. happens every day

im so thankful for bread and what its done for us as a society. u can put so many things on it. u can toast it. u can dip it in soup. where would we be without you bread. in a bad fucking place let me tell you

I dont think the word 'adore' is used enough nowadays. tell me you adore me and I'll do anything for you