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a squirrel or perhaps a cardinal posted this

did you know that you can increase the quality of your quesadilla by adding seasoning

did you know that you can decrease the quality of your quesadilla by making a tumblr post while it's cooking and burning it

big fan of telling people "have fun" when they say theyre going to the restroom

At the local hamburger shop and they said yelled out “order 167!” And three middle school age kids yelled in perfect unison “ 6 7!” Life is sometimes so beautiful

If you reference 67 you deserve to be executed on the spot tbh

If I was king for a day the first thing I would do would be to sentence you to a life full of love and understanding.

There is not even time for a quick jerk off

i know you said we ride at dawn but i’m not a morning person actually. can we ride after lunch

being as i am an idiot, and having been one my whole life, i just wanna say that i find it very easy to do nothing, and go nowhere. i eat chocolate late at night in the dark. i stand in the garden also. and i’m often waiting for something to happen. and i’m stupid.

“nobody wants to work anymore” WRONG! bosses do not want to pay people appropriately for their labor

some hyper famous artists like Van Gogh transcend overratedness and become underrated because they're so normalized. Like I'll look at a van Gogh and I'm like wait this really is amazing you guys don't get it

Shakespeare is like this

#This is the representation I’ve been looking for

I don't understand husbands who dgaf abt their wife's interests. you should be getting hard every time she nerds out, no exceptions