Space Disco Bruce Lee

Damn they were all about the glitter 30 years ago huh?

30?

Idk 32 or something I stopped counting

@memekingfourze

@memekingfourze

sorry mate I can’t talk right now I’m being chased by a lit trail of gunpowder

Hey what’s that pouring out of your pocket?

oh god

I FEEL LIKE IVE BEEN HIT IN THE FACE WITH A BAT

What. The Fuck. What the Actual Fuck.

What the fuck

wh

I love crested geckos because they have the expression of an animal who has exactly one brain cell that dings around their skull like a Windows screen saver

no offense but I’ve been learning how to have fun in dumb circumstances

I was showering during the storm tonight and the light started flickering violently so I peeked out from the curtain and looked at my cat sitting on the counter and said to her “mrs obama it’s been an honor” and then the power went out

I really do hate thinking. I wish I were feral and illiterate

and y'all are really PAYING for urls? on TUMBLR??!?!?

“fuck it” has helped me through so many situations in life.

hmmmmmmm…. where is my cat………..

hey, bro? are we vibing? are we connecting on the spiritual plane, bro? your aura is striking. can i kiss you deeply, dude?