your divorced dad

are you really friends unless you're torturing them with sad headcanons from an au you've made up

You’re going to get a cavity

good

One hour and half done. That’s impressive That takes real skill and perseverance

Please. Please don’t bring this back.

‘Tis the season.

It’s November

TO BE JOLLY

I’ve tasted Satan’s asshole and it tasted like 3 hours of mint

Y’all can’t forget this for like one year can you

fuck no

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

are you really friends unless you're torturing them with sad headcanons from an au you've made up

apparently one of the ways to say "shaved my head" in Japanese is "頭を坊主にした" which is literally something like "did the monk thing to my head"

straight up monkin it and by it i mean, haha, well lets just say. my hed

got kicked out of the time loop cause i wasnt learning any life lessons and was just using it to crank my thang crazy style