Yeah

SCAMMED LMAOOOOOO

this is sad omg..

nerd

This chicken is so majestic

windows 8 can suck my dick

I can’t believe how far technology has come

Legally can I name my child “chipotle Mexican grill”

Please dont though

But i am asking about the legality of it

Get you a girl who can hold her poop in for as long as I can

date me

You have to find another girl

the first post ever on tumblr

I WAS EXPECTING IT TO BE A REMAKE OF SOME SORT HOLY FUCK

WHO THE FUCK KEEPS BRINGING THIS BACK

reblog this because it shows up every blue moon

I FOUND IT ✊

I WAS SO SCARED IT WOULDNT BE THE ORIGINAL

Who first posted this?

I wish I knew the exact time and date that harry told snape ‘there’s no need to call me sir professor’ so that I could take a moment of silence to remember the moment each year

But in the UK first period typically only starts at 9 AM. So free period from around 9-10 AM and Snapes class from 10-11 AM I’d say.

Okay so 10am-11am every September 2nd is now an hour dedicated to remembering the most glorious piece of dialogue ever spoken by a fictional character

omg this is the best gif of all time 

“hey officer would you like to buy some marijuana” 

I’ve never pushed reblog faster than I did just now in my entire life

Reminds me of the people bombing abortion clinics and killing doctors because “murder is wrong.” Smh People of privilege are so quick to become what they say they fear.