What's Poppin'

I love characters who would die for each other but will not, under any circumstances, communicate a single honest feeling.

walking over to the sign on the wall and changing the "number of days since It's been hypnotized" counter to 0

Imagine being such a bitch that your own invented sport becomes your antithesis, cuts ties with you, and changes their name just like all trans people with transphobic parents

in space no one can hear you moan like a girl

Ground control here, we can hear you just fine

your mouth's looking so empty today, cutie! that's right, just relax and drool around my fingers and I'll fit it up soo nicely for you, I promise

how do you explain to people that spending all your pre-adolescence and adolescent years in such deep depression you didn't expect to make it past 19 and somehow making it to 30 changes your worldview. like i don't need any aspirations, i'm just vibing with my iced coffee that brings me actual joy and contentment. might chuckle at a funny post later. life's simple. it's good

How I imagine Rose delivering you.

sorry to hear that you haven’t been feeling all that great lately. Do you want me to hunt you for sport

sorry to hear that you haven’t been feeling all that great lately. Do you want me to hunt you for sport

How I imagine Rose delivering you.

its not my fault that sex noises and pain/fear noises sound exactly the same