Butts

staunchly against toddlers being given phones. stop that. give them little stuffed animals to play pretend with. fucking talk to them for a second even. stop giving them your phone. stop giving kids phones and ipads. stop it.

lieutenant (affectionately)

A whole mood

SAY IT LOUDER FOR THE BACK

it’s asserting its dominance

he’s t-posing

It’s so healing to wake up in a silent house and silently make your own coffee or tea and enjoy the beautifully intricate fullness of the morning silence while remaining calm and collected and unbothered by all outer and inner noise and it’s so low-key elevating and pacifying to rejoice in the silent atmosphere of your own house and just silently block the rest of the world…it’s a slice of heaven

searching for that fine line between “i need to stay informed” and “i can’t take any more of this.”