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Diego: Sometimes he leaves me pictures of food instead of a shopping list.
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Klaus: How dumb does Five think we are?
Diego: Sometimes he leaves me pictures of food instead of a shopping list.

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Klaus: so what time does the judgemental express come by?
Diego: Five'll be here by noon.
I lost a follower last time, let’s do this again!! If you disagree with any of these get off my blog please and thank you!
This blog supports Jewish People, too
This blog is basically run by a normal non-judgemental person… Who’s not an ass
Since we're all getting back to The Umbrella Academy shi I might as well set a few reminders:
1) ALL romantic ships between the siblings are incest. Them being adopted doesn't change anything because a.They have different mothers but we know nothing about the other part b.They've pretty much always been siblings. They don't remember a time when they weren't siblings. They grew up as a family (no matter how abusive) and they call each other "brother" and "sister". They are brothers and sisters.
2) ALL trauma is valid. I'm sick of seeing the arguments "vAnyA hAd iT wOrSe" "kLaUs hAd iT wOrSe" "LuTheR's dOeSn'T cOuNt" they all have trauma. Vanya's trauma was bad, Klaus' trauma was bad, Five's trauma was bad, everyone's trauma was bad, even Luther's. He might be a dick but he did go through trauma. Comparing them is problematic even if it's fictional because trauma is trauma no matter what and it's terrible no matter who "had it worse".
3) Pogo was a BAD CHARACTER. Bro stop talking about how good he was to the siblings because he knew about everything, all the abuse and all the lies and he stood there and watched. He left children to be abused and even after Reginald died he refused to do anything to help them. He was part of the abuse and part of Reginald's plans and he doesn't deserve the love you all give him.
4) Vanya is NOT a bad person. To begin with, the trauma she went through is absolutely real and valid. To be a small child being basically told "you're the most worthless and useless child in this family and your siblings are all better than you" constantly while growing up is bad. It messes up a person. Vanya had to take pills for so many years and at the end of the show she had just stopped taking them which can also affect someone. Finally, she was already so vulnerable because of her trauma that she was easy to be manipulated, and Leonard made her believe that everyone was against her even more than she thought. In general, Vanya is very messed up so please don't paint her as a villain immediately.
5) Five's experience was traumatic as HELL. At a very young age he had to see his entire family dead, and then spend many many years completely on his own losing his mind. Just because he acts all cold and distant doesn't mean he hasn't been through tremendous amounts of shit- this attitude might as well be a coping mechanism. I mean as funny as the Delores storyline seems it's just a reminder of just how much Five has been through and his desperate need for human contact.
6) This is a soft one but, despite all the shit the siblings have given Klaus, he still shows love and care towards all of them and doesn't hold any hard feelings. Unlike the others, he actually seems friendly and like he actually cares about his brothers and sisters. And speaking of friendliness, Alison should get some credit for trying to bring the family together and have a good relationship with them, even if she wasn't like that from the start.
7) Speaking of Klaus, NOBODY knows about what he's been through except for Ben. They don't know about the mausoleum, they don't know about his fear of his own powers, his kidnapping or his time in the war (his grief and his PTSD). Klaus doesn't speak about this stuff and the others keep thinking of him as their constantly high, goofy brother.
(Bonus) Klaus started trying to get sober at the end of the season which means that he might be able to see Dave in season 2 👀
Another one about Klaus sorry- Since Five left just before Klaus said "he" during his relationship story and time went back so Diego never heard the Dave story (by whom's pronounce he was surprised), it seems the show is saying that the siblings don't even know about Klaus' sexuality. They all think he's straight, most likely.
8) When Allison showed up at Vanya's concert, Vanya seemed to be happy and started to relax. If Luther hadn't initiated an attack on her immediately afterwards things could have been much different. But most importantly,
9) The apocalypse was REGINALD HARGREEVES' FAULT. It was HIS fault.
Thanks for coming to my TED talk and fuck Reggie💅

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PLEASE READ. WILL NOT HURT TO AND FORWARD. Kids are putting Drano, tin foil, and a little water in plastic drink bottles and capping it up - leaving it on lawns, in mail boxes, in gardens, on driveways etc. just waiting for you to pick it up intending to put it in the rubbish, but you’ll never make it!!!
If the bottle is picked up, and the bottle is shaken even just a little - in about 30 seconds or less it builds up enough gas which then explodes with enough force to remove some your extremities. The liquid that comes out is boiling hot as well. Don’t pick up any plastic bottles that may be lying in your yards or in the gutter, etc. Pay attention to this. A plastic bottle with a cap. A little Drano. A little water. A small piece of foil. Disturb it by moving it; and BOOM!! No fingers left and other serious effects to your face, eyes, etc. Please ensure that everyone that may not have email access are also informed of this.
Snopes confirms.
I’ve dealt with these before. If you find one:
Do not touch it
Do not touch it
Clear the area around it. It will explode on its own in time.
Once it explodes, do not make contact with the liquid inside. If needed, flush it away with large amounts of water.
Do not try to detonate it. You’ll probably be disfigured.
I’ve seen what these can do. The acidic liquid inside can strip the paint off a car.
when i visited vancouver these were everywhere. it’s not a fucking joke they’re actually scary
Just a reminder that there are awful shitty people out there doing awful shitty things to everyone else
there was a bunch of these at disneyland
i found one in my back yard, when i let my dogs out, i pulled them back inside, took my cousins bb shotgun and shot it from a safe distance (i was in my house and shot from the screen door. When it went off, my family and neighbors came running to see if everything was ok. I told them what happened and to watch out for them.
These things are not a joke! When we went to check the damage there was a fucking hole in the ground. The dirt in my yard is like CLAY.
This shit is bad news
PLEASE DON’T BE AN ASSHAT. PLEASE DON’T LEAVE BOMBS IN PEOPLE’S YARDS.
Please spread this information!
the one fucking time I actually will signal boost cuz I didn’t know about this and would never ever wanna learn about it first hand
we actually had the bomb squad called to our house for something like this and it totally ruined the paint on my big bro’s car. :c
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Shared before, but sharing again.
this isnt my blog type but its really important
Please be aware and be careful. These can harm people, pets, property and wildlife.
If you see one, keep your distance and wait for it to go off on its own.
My brother delt with one by putting a large metal bowl over it, but that’s extremely dangerous as well.
Be safe please.
SIGNAL BOOST. I HAVEN’T SEEN THESE BUT WILL KEEP A LOOK OUT.
Repost this if you see it. Please. You could save someone’s life.
! IMPORTANT !
…no joke
i think the fic is somehow taking people’s accounts.
no fucking joke.
someone i was just talking to dmed me the link. they were nice. their account had posts.
now its empty, it has no posts, their header is blank.
DO NOT FUCKING CLICK ON THE FIC LINK. ITS SOMETHING THAT GRABS YOUR PASSWORD. I DONT KNOW WHAT IT IS.
I REPEAT. DONT FUCKING. CLICK. ON THE FIC.
RB THIS. RB THIS. RB THIS. RB THIS. RB THIS. RB THIS.
CHANGE YOUR PASSWORD IF YOU’VE EVER CLICKED ON THE LINK. CHANGE YOUR PASSWORD IF YOU’VE EVER CLICKED ON THE LINK. CHANGE YOUR PASSWORD IF YOU’VE EVER CLICKED ON THE LINK. CHANGE YOUR PASSWORD IF YOU’VE EVER CLICKED ON THE LINK.
This is actually recent (June 2019). The link itself looks like it goes to ao3, but it’s a scam that’s been pulled many times before. It will likely redirect you somewhere else where your data will be harvested. If you do this, don’t panic, but change your tumblr password, and I would recommend you change your email password as well, as well as anything connected to it.
For those of you who are curious about the fic, apparently it’s a Eurovision fanfic with some extremely disturbing content. I have not read it myself and do not plan to.
send me a made-up fic title and i'll tell you what i would write to go with it
Please please please
Give me your best shot
PLEASE
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Bad Liar -Selena Gomez
Diego is horrible at keeping his feeling on the dl, he can try but eventually, he'll reveal his feelings somehow, one time during high school his crush about out about how he felt about them because their best friend caught him staring and teased him and them about it
klaus plays this song everytime diego's love life backfires on him
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send me a 🎶 and ill tell you which song Diego would listen to and a little scenerio to go w it:)
hey good luck today with whatever u got going on. u got this. and i hope something really nice happens to u today. u deserve it.
From the bottom of my heart I hope 2020 is a better mental health year for everyone
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you're wrong if you don't think Klaus enjoys carving pumpkins for halloween
best believe he celebrates every day of october by carving a pumpkin, wearing a costume, painting his face, etc. up until the day of halloween
bby lives for halloween month
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