oblivious

people who actually got to party to the songs that came out in 2009-2010 are so lucky too bad i was eleven

like imagine pulling up to a house party and hearing dynamite by taio cruz blasting i’d lose my fucking mind

eats this and then passes out because it absorbed my blood pressure medication

I thought this was some bread from 7000 BC that archeologists just dug up

i hate how they market alexa as a ‘member of the family’ like that’s SO fucking blatantly insidious and terrifying also if i wanted an untrustworthy/cold/emotionless machine in my life i’d just talk to my fuckin father 

I diagnose you with the weight of living

Can you ugly tasteless 13 year olds stop commenting about bastille on this post? I literally don’t know who that is