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Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*

My cat: Father is…evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.

cryoverkiltmilk

The spiritual successor to Miette

manicgoblinnightmarewoman

Might I also add

shydestinybread

May i add the piece from artist Verbal Vomit

unyanizedcatboys

Glad to see we’re all in agreement that cats talk like disparaged victorian children

explorerrowan

I am so incredibly glad we finally moved on from “i can has”. Cats are clearly smart enough for advanced sentence structure and dumb enough to draw entirely incorrect conclusions about what they’re talking about.

dualclock

My cat, banging the cabnet door over and over and over: bang bang bang

Me: you will not earn what you desire by banging the cabinet door.

My cat: This is a test of wills, is it not? We shall see if your ability to put up with my incessant banging outlasts my eternal lust for snackie treats. Years of conditioning have hardened me for this purpose. bang bang bang

Me: ksst!

My cat, throwing herself to the ground like she’s been shot: Oh! Oh I have been assailed in my own home! Have mercy, have pity! Surely in the cruel darkness of your heart there is some mote of goodness that might stay your hand! Do not strike me, I pray you!

Me: ok

My cat, after waiting about 3 minutes: bang bang bang

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callmebliss

Can haz snackytreat

ladyshinga

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my parents: be ready at 7am! me at 7:20am, completely dressed and watching them go by in their pajamas:

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noquitter-deactivated20231102

this won’t get 1% of the women’s version of this post.

the world we live in, and people in general don’t care about men. we are pretty much robots who aren’t allowed to show emotion. we’re taught from a young age that boys don’t cry.

fact is women are sexualised, men are idealised. because men can’t be raped because they’re big and strong right? right? yea, pretty much the idiots view of living.

asterixa1313-deactivated2018111

Always reblog

testicleexplosiongirl

Sks support this idea or unfollow me i dont give 3 shits if i loose yall as followers, fuck off if you dont support this

warriormale

Men, like Women, are abused, physically, mentally or both.

We live in a culture, the Consumer Culture, that discounts Men and Women by labeling each as a group and then sets behavior standards for each, physical and mental, that define each group.

All of this is done to us by advertisers to sell to us, to make money. By labeling people and defining standards advertisers make it possible to sell lots of the same thing and make lots of money. To belong to a group you must conform to the standards of that group, or you are discounted and then treated as less than human.

Men and Women are disrespected all the time, especially physically. When people are shown Respect, physically and mentally, they are always treated with dignity, which they deserve as human beings.

In the Martial Culture, showing Respect is one of the Moral Virtues of Manliness, acquired by training and fighting.

Showing Respect sets us apart as fighters and marks us in a special way.

Always show Respect!

Train and fight!

Always seek Manliness!

WarriorMale

autijacen

Good gravy I love Warrior Male being a wholesome blog. Good on you.

krxs100

FOR THOSE OF YOU PROTESTING

TAKE NOTES FROM HONG KONG AND USE THE BRICKS THAT THE POLICE ARE PLANTING TO INCITE VIOLENCE TO YOUR ADVANTAGE!!

We need to be smarter and stack them up, glue them to the ground, or place them in large patterns to block Police vans from causing more damage.

PLEASE SPREAD TO GET THIS IDEA ROLLING

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#WakeUp

#StayWoke

kny

for people who are unaware of why the riots in minneapolis started happening, here’s the facts:

it wasn’t george floyd’s protesters who started reacting violently; it was the cops.

the protest was peaceful until the cops showed up in riot gear, and started using water cannons, followed up by tear gas and rubber bullets. i got videos from friends who were there, of people screaming and running away from the cops shooting the water cannons, rubber bullets and throwing tear gas at them. they were even shooting at the protesters dragging people away to get medical attention.

speaking of medical attention, dispatch refused to provide any medical attention to the protesters. people literally had to drive their bleeding friends to the hospital because they refused to send ambulances.

cops are using non-lethal weapons in a lethal way. they shot rubber bullets into people’s heads and injured them. there’s dozens of photos of protesters with bleeding head wounds from the rubber bullets.

multiple people used police scanners and heard that there were undercover cops pretending to be violent protesters who were throwing rocks and whatnot at the police, with dozens of eyewitness accounts confirming that information.

the person who instigated all the chaos last night (it was a fire at an autozone) with the looting and burning buildings is highly suspected to be an undercover cop pretending to be a protester, because the video of him keeps getting taken down. protesters tried to stop him but couldn’t because he had a hammer and they were scared for their safety.

the cops jammed cell phone towers and cut live streams to interrupt broadcasts and to prevent people from seeing what was really going on and who actually started the violence.

the cops lied about protesters being armed and about throwing rocks and are literally trying to continue the violence happening and yet no one is holding them accountable for that.

and during all this, the cop that murdered george floyd still hasn’t been arrested. he has had more than ten complaints filed against him and was involved in three other civilian shootings in the past. and yet he’s still out free along with his three other buddies involved, probably sitting on his couch while all this chaos is happening.

so don’t get it twisted. the cops just want to change the narrative to make it look like they’re the wounded and righteous party, when they’re the ones who started reacting violently in the first place and are still acting violently. so don’t you ever forget who started this tragedy and murdered someone, and who are continuing to react to the situation with violence.

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If you’re one of the many that were severely disappointed when the beast in BatB turned back into a human

I see you, I love you, I’m one of you. Belle did NOT deserve that ugly ass downgrade.

deluxeloy

Human: Deal.

Fey: Very well. When you return home tonight, your mother will be in pristine health again. It will be like she never fell ill at all. Even the memory of her suffering will fade…

Human: Thank you so much. She means everything to me.

Fey: I know, I know. Let’s hope the price wasn’t too much for you after all… Only time will tell.

Human: So, when do we start?

Fey: …If I may ask you to elaborate?

Human: You said you wanted my firstborn.

Fey: Yes? And you agreed?

Human: Yeah, so, when do we start?

Fey:

Fey, blushing: Ah.

hayleyolivia

So good. It deserved a some art.

gayavatarstyle

I get that being frozen for 100 years is a tough thing to go through but honestly Aang should have used it for comedy more

gayavatarstyle

Katara: wow so this is Omashu

Aang: back in my day it was called weed city

Sokka: I’m… pretty sure it wasn’t

Aang: that’s what the fire nation wants you to think

gayavatarstyle

Bumi, the second they arrive: welcome to weed city

Sokka: what the fuck

somethingmissingthiswaycomes

Imagine them getting stuck in Ba Sing Se and Aang just being like, “I wonder if the sandal pit is still here.”

And everyone’s like, “The what?”

And he’s all, “The sandal pit. It’s where I buried all the sandals of people who were mean to me and my friends.”

Cut to the gaang walking around town, and Aang’s muttering about it being around here somewhere, when suddenly Toph stops and says, “There’s a big pile of sandals about fifty feet below that cobbler’s house,” and Sokka loses his mind.

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This raises the question of whether Aang is telling the truth or if Toph and Bumi just happen to have the same sense of humor as him.

wolfgang-amadeus-mozfart

May I offer a third option into the mix:

It’s just sheer coincidence but it sends Aang hog fuckin’ wild

kelssiel

in the fire nation:

aang: i wonder if they still have the national fire burping competition?

sokka: okay now that’s definitely fake

after the war

zuko: you guys can’t go home you’ll miss the national fire burping competition!

sokka: you’re lying, you’re definitely lying

iroh: i won seven years in a row, until those cowards banned me

diamond-hoo-ha-man

The best part of this post is the unspoken understanding that Sokka is the only one this would really get to

katiecomma

I JUST learned that this shirt cost them $10,000 to put into this movie… but they refused to compromise because they were like: he’s the hugest Golden Girls fan… this has to make the movie… so they paid $10,000 to use Bea Arthur’s likeness on this shirt… Ryan Reynolds, you’re doing Deadpool so right.

whole-grain-wheat-thicks

They traded all the guns in the final climactic showdown for Bea Arthur’s face. Worth it.

frontier001

Reynolds paid it himself, out of pocket. It didn’t come from the budget. He talked with Bea’s sons and they agreed to it for a donation to Bea’s favorite charity. ☺️

katiecomma

I did not know that. That’s so much better than I could have imagined.

sammy-sawshank

crapolainabox

The Ali Forney Center opened its new LGBTQ youth homeless residence – the Bea Arthur Residence. In attendance for he opening of the 18-roo

dlasta

(From Deadpool 2.)

the1918

me, remembering how steve rogers entered nazi territory equipped with a wooden body shield, surrendered his body to be beat to death and fall from an enemy aircraft, plowed through 70 years of hydra brainwashing, and told the us military to go fuck themselves on multiple occasions because steve rogers loves james buchanan barnes:

me, remembering how marvel studios decided to assassinate a decade of steve rogers’s character development so they could find a convenient way to exit chris evans from the mcu without regard for the emotion and motivation behind every single decision steve rogers made during the entire captain america trilogy:

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#WomenBetrayed is trending, so I thought I’d post this in response.

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Fun Fact #10: The Republicans in Congress who are trying to defund Planned Parenthood know all of this. They don’t care, because they hate poor people, people of color, and know that they can hurt those people while they pander to their Tea Party base.

learningtoacceptchange

SIGNAL FUCKING BOOST THIS ALL THE WAY INTO THE STRATOSPHERE

kalesrebellion

Here’s part of the big picture the GI bill & the prison industrial complex (stick with me here it will connect I promise) poor people have babies, those babies grow up in traditional American fashion are told to pull themselves up by their bootstraps so they want to go to college. The only way they can afford college without taking on hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt is with the GI bill so they sign up for the military and go fight the oil wars for the rich white men. Conversely growing up poor also lends itself to a higher chance of criminal activity which lands a poor person (especially ppl of color) in a private prison (also owned by rich white men) private prisons are lucrative businesses, prisoners are legal slaves often being assigned jobs manufacturing products that prison owners can sell for profit.

They don’t want planned parenthood funded because of poor people stop having accidental babies then they have no one to enslave, or to use as cannon fodder in their oil wars.

teenagerposts

Current stress level: Elizabeth James finding out that she’s going to be seeing Nick Parker after 11 years.

hoofpeet

If you liked dandelions as a kid you're gay now

hoofpeet

if you got upset when adults told you dandelions were weeds as a kid you’re gay now

tinderventure

Some people need to hear this here

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wear a different perfume when you commit murder fuckin amateurs

feathery-soul-deactivated201408

also wear shoes that aren’t your actual size and use gloves if you have to touch anything

agnosticwitch

what the hell is this here? A how-to-commit-the-perfect-crime??

moontideempress

vimbia

Wear a wig. Contact lenses . Change your accent . Change Hand when writing . Layer up to make you look big if your small n vice versa . Contour the hell outta your face.

jazmynedrakeford

Get your car interior thoroughly washed, then purposely dirty it up again.

youhavearighttoyourwrongopinion

Also use an icicle for the weapon because it melts away Buy a ticket to a show and tell as many people / post it on social media that u went to the show

caribe-bby

Y'all suspect af😂

dookiediamonds-deactivated20200

*adds 363,462 more people to list of that I will fuck never with*

electricocelot

Make sure you set up a solid alibi Pay for everything in cash

Or, for those of you who’ve read Roald Dahl’s Lamb to the Slaughter, feed the murder weapon to the police

prismatic-bell

Bodies should be buried vertically, not horizontally, to avoid the appearance of a grave. If you choose to dismember the body instead of bury it whole don’t forget to take a lighter or bottle of lye to the fingertips until charred or melted away, and use bleach on every surface that may have come in contact with blood splatter.

Also, don’t fucking brag about it later Jesus wept.

harmonysama-deactivated20190724

all this info is good for writing

but for actual real life, no one on tumblr has enough energy to get out of bed

ain’t no body on this website is gonna murder anyone

thewelterschallenge

Make friends with a pig farmer. A full grown nursing sow can eat an entire human body, bones and all, in about 6 hours.

bloodforbones

Shit that last one is more helpful than I wanted it to be, I’ll never look at pigs the same

sweetgirlfriend

Reblogging for *educational* purposes :)

fluidityandgiggles

This post is legendary and I’m so glad I found it. I love all the advice. Except the icicle. That’s technically impossible. Use a disposable knife instead and break the handle.

nintendhoe-switchblade-deactiva

use a glass knife with wooden handle for ultimate wounding. its gonna leave a severe fucking wound and u can burn the wood and melt down the glass if it doesnt shatter inside the victim.

emilyelizabethfowl

Thomas what did i tell you about making suspiious posts?

ferntastic-m

I love learning.

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IT’S ON MY DASH I REPEAT IT’S ON MY DASH.

ratherinterestingmilkshake

ON MY DASH

infinitebadashianqueen

Also bury the body deeper than six feet, so it can’t be washed up or smelled by hounds. Yes, that may mean you dig a 12 foot deep grave. Guess what? Murder is work.

the-suriel-deserved-better

Murder is work kids.

krystal-prisms

Too much work

gay-vibin-girl

Creating new jobs in America one murder at a time

3-spoons

Also work fast and no witnesses

somany-fandoms-solittle-time

THIS HAS OVER A MILLION NOTES WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL!!!!!

xakumi

Also if you are planning to flee the country, get that figured out way in advance. At least a year or two in advance. And make sure everyone knows you’re moving, so it’s less suspicious than to randomly leave without saying anything. Perhaps it’s studying abroad, a job opportunity, or even meeting up with a friend and/or romantic partner?

thegreenpea

If you buey the body vertically don’t forget to leave a few feet above the head and place some animal bones on it so when the blood hounds sniff they will find the animal bones and the police would likely rule it as a false positive. Also globally the solving rate for murder is 45% so don’t worry too much

waiting4inspiration

Disassemble weapons (if you can) and flush them down the toilet. That way, if they do search the sewers, they won’t find the entire weapon.

I know a lot in this topic because I did a project on on how to get away with murder at school 😂

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Myths, Creatures, and Folklore

Want to create a religion for your fictional world? Here are some references and resources!

General:

General Folklore

Various Folktales

Heroes

Weather Folklore

Trees in Mythology

Animals in Mythology

Birds in Mythology

Flowers in Mythology

Fruit in Mythology

Plants in Mythology

Folktales from Around the World

Africa:

Egyptian Mythology

African Mythology

More African Mythology

Egyptian Gods and Goddesses

The Gods of Africa

Even More African Mythology

West African Mythology

All About African Mythology

African Mythical Creatures

Gods and Goddesses

The Americas:

Aztec Mythology

Haitian Mythology

Inca Mythology

Maya Mythology

Native American Mythology

More Inca Mythology

More Native American Mythology

South American Mythical Creatures

North American Mythical Creatures

Aztec Gods and Goddesses

Asia:

Chinese Mythology

Hindu Mythology

Japanese Mythology

Korean Mythology

More Japanese Mythology

Chinese and Japanese Mythical Creatures

Indian Mythical Creatures

Chinese Gods and Goddesses

Hindu Gods and Goddesses

Korean Gods and Goddesses

Europe:

Basque Mythology

Celtic Mythology

Etruscan Mythology

Greek Mythology

Latvian Mythology

Norse Mythology

Roman Mythology

Arthurian Legends

Bestiary

Celtic Gods and Goddesses

Gods and Goddesses of the Celtic Lands

Finnish Mythology

Celtic Mythical Creatures

Gods and Goddesses

Middle East:

Islamic Mythology

Judaic Mythology

Mesopotamian Mythology

Persian Mythology

Middle Eastern Mythical Creatures

Oceania:

Aboriginal Mythology

Polynesian Mythology

More Polynesian Mythology

Mythology of the Polynesian Islands

Melanesian Mythology

Massive Polynesian Mythology Post

Maori Mythical Creatures

Hawaiian Gods and Goddesses

Hawaiian Goddesses

Gods and Goddesses

Creating a Fantasy Religion:

Creating Part 1

Creating Part 2

Creating Part 3

Creating Part 4

Fantasy Religion Design Guide

Using Religion in Fantasy

Religion in Fantasy

Creating Fantasy Worlds

Beliefs in Fantasy

Some superstitions:

nimblesnotebook-blog

Here, I have some more:

Africa:

Ancient Egypt: the Mythology

Egyptian Gods

Legendary Monsters of Africa

The Americas:

Aztec Mythology

Incan Mythology

Haitian Mythology

Mayan Mythology

Asia:

Chinese Mythology

Japanese Mythology

Korean Mythology

Hindu Mythology

Japanese Folklore and Mythology

Chinese Mythology

Europe:

Encyclopedia of Greek Mythology

The Olympians

Women in Greek Myths

Greek Mythology

More Greek Mythology

Even More Greek Mythology

Greek/Roman Mythology

Germanic Myths, Legends, and Sagas

Norse Mythology

The Muse

Creepy Irish Creatures

Irish Folklore

Norse Mythology

Arthurian Mythology

Celtic Mythology

Latvian Mythology

Norse Gods, Goddesses, and More

A Celtic Pantheon

Welsh Gods and Goddesses

Celtic Deities

Werewolf Legends from Germany

Welsh Deities

Celtic Gods and Goddesses

Oceanic:

Australian Mythology

Polynesian Mythology

General:

Ancient Myth and Magic

Massive List of Mythological Creatures

Mythical Creatures

Hairy Hominids

Cryptozoology

Mysterious Beings, Monsters, and Creatures

Amulets and Good Luck Charms A - Z

Modern Monsters

Myths and Legends

Folklore and Mythology (2)

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