love some cookies

[Dad: How’m I doing on your hair? Child: Good! Dad: Let’s see, do I need more grease? Child: Yes. You need more grease on there. Dad: More grease? And then what? Child: And then you gonna need to brush it, and then you put a band on there. Dad: A band on it? Child: Yeah! Dad: Aww.. Child: You’re getting it through! You’re almost done! You’re doing a good job! Dad: Aww, thank you, sweetheart, so much! Daddy’s trying, doing the best I can. Thank you so much. Child: You’re welcome! Dad: I’m almost done! Child: You been doing great! Dad: Aw baby, thank you so much, you’re so encouraging to Dad. Thank you. Child: You’re welcome. Dad: I really appreciate you so much. You’re so awesome. Daddy getting your ponytails ready for school.]

Interrupting all the political ugliness to make you melt with cute.

Me as a father

this is so pure

this is the purest thing I have ever seen in my life. *wipes away a tear* I am blessed to have seen this.

this isn’t a meme but you all can deal its so good

I’m a simple being. I see a book, I want to read it.

I buy the book. I do not read it.

I get emotionally attached to lyrics, like not necessarily a whole song just that one line that hits you in the gut and pulls out every emotion you can possibly feel and every time you hear that one line its like the whole world is okay for a few seconds.

… it’s 2020 and I’m still on tumblr

every time i think i’ve figured it out the universe is like ;-) no baby

*refuses to look at texts* I love conversation and communication

In my defense, your honor, I really am the dumbest bitch alive