when you’re at the serving face at a funeral contest and your opponents are jace and valarr….

i understand all that shit about honor and knighthood and solemn vows but “kingslayer” is simply a bad insult. it sounds cool as fuck. might as well call him the landlord annihilator or the billionaire’s bane.

Try to read The Secret History w/o making it your entire personality for the rest of your life challenge (impossible)

lock me up honestly i deserve it

dont take bird noises for granted

next time ur outside and you hear birds just think about how awesome that is and how much it would suck if they were gone

they need to invent a staying up late that doesn't make you get less sleep

a moment of silence for all the fics that were masterpieces but you'll never find them again