Shipping Daddy

Fuck off im so in love with this fictional man it’s embarrassing

If he’s not silly what’s the point

i've been using your skinny boyfriend as a bookmark lately when you're gone and Um well I hate to tell you this but he fell out of my book at the library and I can't find him

Okay but f/os being protective (and a little jealous)? Over you??? So they swing a arm around your shoulders and bring you close to them???

if i lived with my f/os i would simply send them to work with lunches i made and cute little notes inside and they would always smile when they read the notes signed at the end with a little kitty cat doodle

i miss him (fictional character that i can rewatch or reread at any time i want)

Mambo No. 5 but it's just me naming off all of my f/os

a man so wet and pathetic i want to ask him "are you cold babygirl?" and lend him my jacket that's too big for him and put my arm around his shoulders to keep him warm as we walk back to my place