The Strange is Beautiful

My sibling is learning embroidery and made this for me.

Truth! Justice! Freedom! Reasonably Priced Love! And a Hard-Boiled Egg!

The CMC is wrong but I can’t be arsed to fix that at 2am. It’s supposed to be 7cmc.

Anyways…

They rise heads up, heads up high!

they captured you and put me in your room because i can suppress other people’s powers so you hate me but i’m lonely and bored and want to talk to you AU

esteemed rival chefs find each other shamefully buying ramen at 3 in the morning AU

i know it’s the apocalypse but please can we keep this stray dog AU

i’m posing naked in your art class please stop giggling what are you giggling at AU

we’re at a murder mystery party and i’m convinced you’re the killer AU

i’ve never actually talked to you but i had a dream we were in a relationship and now i have a crush on you AU

you thought i was the leader and you’re treating me like royalty and i’m just going to go with it AU

your grandma is really forward even though i swear we’re just friends AU

Like Two Face asking what the terms and conditions they agreed to in their contract with Batman. Do they get breaks? Are they entitled to benefits? And Harvey is trying not to laugh when Robin rattles off contract law to a bewildered Batman and demands extra dessert privileges in recompense.

The Riddler patiently repeating riddles or making them kid friendly, always looking so proud when they crack a riddle before getting annoyed because the fun is over? But Batman, look how clever this kid is? Are you watching?

Harley who capers and jokes around for the amusement of Robin, mainly because Joker is doing something that no kid should see and despite everything, she's doing her best to distract them from something that will scar them deeply and that's not funny, even if Mister J says it is.

Me: What do you have??

Scarecrow: PLASTIC!!!!!