let your beauty unfold.

this was the single greatest moment in modern television

conservatives wanna give communists and socialists shit for , like , using an iphone or whatever and yet every day i see commerce students in my public parks and libraries . oh u need to use a public restroom ? tough luck cause if u take that shit anywhere other than the private property of your khakis im gonna tell prageru that ur a liberal cuck

just once in my life i wanna get up in the morning without going through the full seven stages of grief first

What are the extra two?

Denial 2 and Astral Projection

when your cat licks his paw…and then rubs his head with the paw…wow…that’s his shmapoo and conditioner…..

congress truly does not hold enough fear in their hearts :)))))

HEY, GOD? NOT WHAT I FUCKING MEANT

zuckerberg was an incel at 19 and now we can’t have democracy apparently

Throwback to 2016 when I told my sister “they’re making another planet earth” and she just like. raised an eyebrow and said in this absolutely deadpan condescending tone “and where are they getting the dirt for it?” and I had to specify I meant planet earth the nature documentary not the celestial body

Two bite brownies?? Don’t tell me how many bites to take per brownie, Trader Joe’s, okay for me, they’re zero bite brownies. I suck those things down like a BURMESE PYTHON