they should serve eggnog year round as a controversial milk

meant an alternative milk .

It’s uncomfortable how the cutting board and cabinets split the picture in halves.

It's meant to symbolize the division created by the eggnog

“how did you get into writing” girl nobody gets into writing. writing shows up one day at your door and gets into you

"how did you get into writing" girl i've been tormented by the visions since i was eight years old

an ice cold beer topped with a scoop of vanilla ice cream. lying on top of the ice cream foam is a salted peanut. this is the angel. around him are sprinkles (his tears). this is "the angel's lament", my new cocktail

imagine if the person who turns you into a vampire turns out to be really annoying and you’re stuck with them

(in case no one has said this to you in a while) i am proud of you for continuing to exist when it feels impossible

birds have truly mastered feathers like what do you Mean they can be shiny. how fucking cool is that

Some of these aren't even that hard to find, European/common starlings? Purple martins? I see those guys like every day. We live on the coolest planet man I love birds

would you share an idiot rice with me?