Pallor Mortis

straight men repress their feelings so severely with their friends and family, and then they come across a girl (whos been socialized to be Empathetic and Nurturing) and they find that they can tell this girl about their Feelings ! everythings great she’s The One ! in reality they just have a normal human bond but actually connecting with anyone is so foreign to men and their emotionally barren male relationships that it seems like something great and wonderful. so now girl is put on a pedestal that she’ll eventually fall from bc she’s human and not just a Male Feelings Receptacle and everyone loses all bc fathers refuse to cry in front of their sons

Whoever wrote this is brilliant.

Here’s a cool trick to see if a man actually respects you: try disagreeing with him

every time i say something witty: please don’t think i’m flirting. i just want to establish myself as the funniest one here.