"Not handsome enough to tempt you"

i love the victorian era aesthetic.. .shitty ass candles and dirty streets, tweeds, carriages, ghost stories, the widespread existential panic due to newly discovered dinosaur bones and the theory of evolution

Concept: people at my workplace being nice to me because I’m always being nice to them but they are not ( ???)

#me as a historian

THIS WOMAN LOL

This man really said bitch in cursive outloud

I’ve reblogged this so many times but this is the first time I’ve seen “bitch in cursive” and it took me the fuck out.

Bitch.

hearing a beloved friend say the words 'can i be mean for a sec' is like watching an angel descend from the heavens and kiss you on the forehead

being a tumblr user is fun : the staff look like they're trying their hardest to kill the platform, half of the internet thinks we're dead, the other half reblogs our posts on pinterest, and we celebrate the murder of julius caesar every year.