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oh my god the ptolomaea of it all

god i need something so bad. but what is it

its true that romance amd friendship will not solve everything but. objectively speaking its very hard to get sad when you can say 'lets go get cake tomorrow okay' and someone will go get cake with you. like there is some good at least. you know

I forgot to lock in at 4 years old!!! life ruined

kids these days don't know what it felt like to be bisexual and wear a stupid as fuck hawaiian shirt in 2017

Are you free from your curse yet i miss you

people are like you just need to apply to 10 jobs a day meanwhile each of the jobs want you to write them 1500 words of uniquely tailored sycophancy & then manually input your cv into their custom application form 3 different times

im completely addicted to Open Link in New Tab

if Open Link in New Tab is wrong then baby i dont want to be right