"I'm still fighting for peace."

Logan: This is something I’ve actually thought about a lot in therapy. My biggest fear is abandonment.

Logan: What’s your biggest fear?

Wade:

Wade: Short answer or long answer

Logan: Short?

Wade: No.

Logan: Long?

Bartender: are you two gonna fuck or fight?

Logan: fight

Wade: fuck

Logan: what?

Logan: You always act stupid.

Logan:

Wade: Just my love for you.

Logan:

Wade: just looking at Tumblr

Wade: they post about us on here a lot y’know

Logan: *squints*

Logan: forgive me father for I have sinned

Wade: Sorry daddy, I’ve been naughty

Logan: what the fuck is wrong with you

Logan: don’t call me that

Wade: peanut, honey, dear, love, baby bear, sunshine, sugar-

Logan: Wade

Wade: darling, wolvie, Leopold, honey badger, sweetheart, pumpkin-

Logan: Wade no

Wade: Sandra Dee, mi amore, the light of my life-

Wade: baby, angel baby, baby boy, baby girl-

Wade: Mr. Barnum, Mr. Wilson, angel, sweetie-

Logan: are you done

Wade: my beloved, the best Wolverine, the anchor of my universe, the love of my life-

Logan:

Wade: ok now I’m done

Logan: ok what did you want

Wade:

Logan: What an idiot.

Logan: *realizes it's Wade*

Logan: You’re a hazard to society

Logan: No.

Wade: I do!

Scott: I know, Wade.

Wade: I’m sad

Wade: What? No good morning?