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this may sound crazy but i care more about people not getting carpet bombed and airstriked and gassed and shot and murdered en masse by imperial armed forces than like their thoughts on gay people. i know!! sorry homonationalists!! i care more about the lives of iranians than like their hypothetical apparently monolothic views on queer people!! as a lesbian!! if it makes you see them as human beings there are also gay and trans global southerners? in palestine and libya and somalia and the dprk and russia and iran and iraq and lebanon there are gay people. but most importantly there are people. like if a palestinian is homophobic we can talk about that when they're not being targeted in a genocide. it's also impossible to separate the homophobia of people from these countries from western propaganda and imperialism. yes many russians, kazakhs & eastern europeans are going to be averse to expressions of gay sexuality after the coercion & trafficking of men into gay porn post fall of the ussr. of course many iraqis are going to view homosexuality as depraved if their first encounter with it was images from abu ghraib showing prisoners being sodomised, raped, and forced into humiliating sexual situations with other prisoners. of course libyans watching their people being sold into sexual slavery are going to be distrustful of homosexuality. of course men raped by american soldiers and their loved ones are going to be distrustful. of course someone living under a government that is anti-lgbtq rights is going to have to reckon with that. as a lesbian as a very proud lesbian i literally value people of colour's lives more than a white westerners feelings over "but they're probably homophobic đĽş" like you wouldn't even be the one suffering from that homophobia. that would be the queer people also being blown up because they also live there.
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A former intelligence official reveals the wide-ranging campaign to sow distrust across the West Bank.
In February, Adham, a 20-year-old Palestinian, was visiting his familyâs home in the West Bank. One night while scrolling through Grindr, the gay messaging app, he received a message from an anonymous user âhey,â the user wrote, before âtapping,â the platformâs function for expressing interest. The user, like Adhamâs, had a blank profile that included only minimal information about his interests and whereabouts, specifying only where he lived. (Drop Site News has changed his name to protect him from retaliation.)
They hit it off and were chatting for a few hours before Adham shared that he was a university student in the West Bank. That prompted the user to share his thoughts on several professors at the university who had recently drawn attention for voicing pro-Palestine views. âHe wanted me to be disgusted by them,â Adham told Drop Site. âWhy are you trying to convince me that this doctor is a bad person just because he's against the occupation? It feels weird at first. Just bizarre.â Adham chalked it up to a difference of opinion and the two continued to chat. Eventually Adham sent the user his number so they could message on WhatsApp.
Once the conversation moved off-platform, the user revealed his identity to Adham. âThatâs when he said he worked with Israeli intelligence,â he said. Using Adhamâs number, the user had identified him and began sending him messages with the names and photos of his family members he had found on their Facebook profiles. Adham hadnât even shared his name with the user, much less anything that could point him to his family membersâheâs not out to his family. âI started crying and I didn't know what to do,â Adham said.
Adham blocked the profile on Grindr, but soon began receiving SMS messages repeating the same threats. âIt was a whole night from 12 to the sunrise,â Adham said. âHe kept threatening me, saying he will expose me.â
The user told Adham he sought intelligence on Adhamâs cousins who, at the time, were in an Israeli prison, awaiting trial on suspicion of their involvement with the al-Qassam brigades, Hamasâs military wing. âHe told me that I should go to their homes, search and question their parents and get as much information about them as possible,â Adham recalled. âHe said that you can't run away from us. We, you know where you live,â Adham said. âSo I just get the SMS card, I throw it, I turned off my phone.â
In the morning, he checked his motherâs phone continuously to make sure she hadnât received any messages. One of his friends had his Grindr chats and images sent to his friends and family after receiving similarly threatening messages from a user who claimed to be an Israeli intelligence official. Drop Site could not verify the messages to Adham came from an intelligence official. But a former official with Unit 8200, Israelâs signals-intelligence agency, confirmed the involvement of Shin Bet, Israelâs internal security agency. The Israel Defense Forces declined to comment.
A former intelligence official reveals the wide-ranging campaign to sow distrust across the West Bank.
Over the decades, numerous investigations have exposed how Israeli intelligence targets LGBTQ+ people. In 2013, Vice published an investigation detailing how the Palestinian Authorityâs preventative security forces, under the direction of the IDF, had isolated gay Palestinians from their communities, kept files on them, and exploited them for intelligence. In 2015, news reports revealed that a surveillance technology company run by a former Unit 8200 official had helped provide Uganda with malware allegedly used against LGBTQ+ activists.
The Sexy Anti Russian Orientalism of Heated Rivalry
Since Mark Carney is trending, mostly for admitting the liberal ârules based orderâ of freedom, human rights and democracy has always been a western fiction and heâs shocked that after all the raping and pillaging of weaker countries Canada participates in with US-led empire the American leopard is still planning on eating his countryâs face, nowâs a good time to talk about the Canadian government funded project, Heated Rivalry.
This TikTokâer is extending her critique of BBCâs Merlin to ask questions of western media in general, and specifically interrogating viewersâ reluctance to engage with everything but the deeper, structural subtext of a show, opting instead to fixate on the superficial aesthetics - camera language, colour palettes, sex scenes, identity representation.
The answer is to be found in the fact that lifelong indoctrination into liberal and more recently neoliberal philosophy means blanket acceptance of a raft of crimes against the majority of humanity by the imperial west, has been so naturalised as to become the water the fish are swimming in. We accept them not only because they confirm our existing biases but also because the subjugation of large swathes of the Global South is the source of exorbitant material wealth and privilege in the imperial north.
i know itâs cringe but i had to talk abt it #fyp #fandom #leftist #bbcmerlin #merlin
Some friends and I have been asking these same questions about Heated Rivalry - everyoneâs talking about whether the copious sex scenes are gratuitous but no-one is mentioning the avalanche of homononationalism and queer imperialism, which is the very point of why the Canadian Government wanted to invest in this show. What are the aesthetics, the representation, the messages really in service of?
Samantha Youssef takes our avoidance of the structural load-bearing work the narrative is subtly doing, one step further by educating us why we should be more aware of the intention behind funders of first and second cinema. We all need to pay much more attention to the ideas embedded under the literal text which is the real goal of the production - *shaping our world view*, not the queer romance thatâs sold on the surface.
The fact that viewers of western filmmaking have been trained in specific, often anti-humane and usually anti-collectivist ways to consume media is precisely why film productions like Heated Rivalry bear far more scrutiny than we typically give fictional queer works.
In Heated Rivalry weâre so busy rooting for the four key individuals, the âRussia badâ narrative doesnât even need prior explanation, or even logic for that matter, to implant securely in our brains that Russia is the villain of the gay hockey show.
We see that Ilya has negative feelings about his Russian family and his status as a bi-sexual man in Russia while ignoring that the other two professional hockey players are both not out to their friends and family either even though theyâre not backwards or primitive Russians. Weâre supposed to get that the discovery of someone like Ilya having gay sex in Russia could be a life and death matter for him there yet ignore that itâs Ilya who has actually had gay sex in Russia as a vulnerable teenager while in the enlightened Canada Shane had never. We see Scott having a panic attack that strangers might suspect heâs not straight, despite not having a law against homosexual propaganda on the books in either Canada or the US but weâre encouraged to conveniently forget thatâs because homophobia is a global phenomenon and doesnât need a law for public discovery of oneâs sexuality to ruin the career of any high-profile professional, which is why in 2026 most still guard that information carefully wherever theyâre from.
Shane isnât white, in a notoriously racist Canadian society, but we never see any racial or sexual animosity directed towards his Asianness, instead all the homophobic, identity-based aggressions in Heated Rivalry are directed solely to Ilya, whether heâs in Russia or in North America, as the only character deserving of homophobic violence in the entire series - I wonder why.
All these contradictions and more have to be memory-holed by already primed viewers, to maintain the orientalist fiction of âRussia badâ that Western Europe has woven about Russia for 200 years; it becomes critical at this present moment when Canada and its fellow NATO gang members have catastrophically lost their proxy war against Russia using Ukraine.
This isnât internationalism. Itâs queer imperialism dressed up as âsolidarityâ all aimed at winning the psychological warfare for hearts and minds, over a lost war carefully orchestrated by the U.S.-led west for more than a decade between Russia and Ukraine. A high stakes operation involving regime change colour revolutions; two USAID/NED-engineered coups; billions of dollars spent on political, ideological and military subversion; 1.4 million Ukrainians dead and a Ukrainian population left bereft at how they explicitly voted for a President who would be neutral (not join NATO) and make peace with Russia, but got the exact opposite. Someone has done a post with resources on the origins of the ongoing Russia/Ukraine conflict in a more detailed dive here:
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These factual and illogical atrocities under cover of a rainbow flag are employed to hijack our natural human empathy for marginalised people and underdog nations to intensify enmity and hatred, not for the NATO countries Canada is supporting multiple genocides alongside - but Russia, in an attempt to make gains in psychological warfare theyâve been unable to make in military warfare against a meticulously manufactured enemy.
Hereâs an excellent historical summary of Europeâs long goal to isolate, invade and Balkanise, in order to degrade Russiaâs development and sovereignty which started way before its communism revolution and goes all the way back to Napoleon:
Europe has repeatedly rejected peace with Russia at moments when a negotiated settlement was available, and those rejections have proven pro
Why the ultimate target of this current western onslaught on Russia is China is a topic for another long post. In that one weâll look at why China has been gatekeeping its information and media space from nefarious transatlantic ideological incursions and what thatâs got to with Danmei onscreen adaptations in particular.
take a shot every time an american liberal uses the turn of phrase "not perfect" to refer to a political candidate's explicit intent to enable more mass death of foreigners and immigrants.
the interesting thing here is that in the context this post was made, it was expressing frustration at primarily queer liberals for using democratic candidates' token support for queer issues as a reason why those same candidates' open willingness to dehumanize and kill brown people both within and beyond the united states' borders shouldn't discourage progressive voters from supporting their campaigns. not to say that queer people (and most specifically in recent years, trans women) don't get left behind in pursuit of some sort of 'lesser evil', but i think the tendency to redirect discussions of other minority groups being harmed back towards queer issues is a big part of the unthinking homonationalism that's prevalent on tumblr and probably an instinct that's worth trying to curb.
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hi, can you please explain what you meant by âif russia is your enemy in this war you are lostâ? iâm not asking this to start a fight or anything, iâm genuinely curious and want to learn more <3
Because Ukraine started it, eleven years ago, when they attacked their own cities with missiles, and again in 2022 when they cried crocodile tears after ignoring a highly publicised treaty the government of the Russian Federation made with the government of my âcountryâ, the Donetsk Peopleâs Republic, and our sister nation, the Lugansk Peopleâs Republic. A treaty which, amongst other things, established that should Ukraine continue to break the established ceasefire, Russia would intervene on our behalf. And Ukraine did break the ceasefire, in mere days after the deal was signed they attacked civilian water facilities in the D.P.R and cut off water access to over a quarter of a million people, along with other attacks on civilian infrastructure. Ukraine is a ethnonationalist fascist state with Neo-Nazis at every level of governance, and for the past eleven years itâs sole focus has been making the lives of Ukraineâs national minorities, especially the lives of those of us in the East, untenable, all while selling off our country to the highest bidder.
Anyone who tells you that this war is random, or unprovoked, or just because Putin is a big meanie who wants an empire is lying to you. This is possibly the most provoked war of the 21st century, not even taking into account that 23% of people living in the D.P.R and L.P.R were literal Russian citizens.
Yeah man, itâs totally Russia that is trying to destroy the culture of Donbass and not Ukraine, who are currently floating the idea of renaming the region after Donald fucking trump like a colonial namesake instead of the name it has had since the 19th century, on top of all the nazi monuments theyâre putting all over the place and the cultural suppression laws theyâre explicitly doing. Sure. Yeah
Relevant commentary by @ineed2forgetsotakeme2floridaaa:
The name Donbass comes from the Donets coal basin. The coal industry is at the heart of the history of Donbass and the Donbass people; it is the center of our identity, our culture, our cuisine, our traditions. From birth, you understand that as a resident of Donbass, whether you work in a mine or not, you are a Donbass miner who never sees the Ukrainian sky. Everything Ukraine does, from the bombing of mines, which they neglected for two decades, while people were are inside, to the renaming of our region, is aimed at stripping us of our identity, as it is perceived as contradictory and dangerous to a pan-Ukrainian identity. Donchane understand that we built Donbass with our own labor, and that anyone who builds Donbasss with their own labor becomes someone who is of Donbass. If you want to create an ethnically pure society, this doctrine of identity will become an obstacle.
One of the most famous poems about Donbass, which was widely used on posters and brochures during the Russian Spring, describes this:
âAs long as a miner's heart beats in his chest,
And the blood of its sons runs warm,
I want our song to befriend the coal-cutter,
To forge the steel and lead deep into the mine shaft,
To rivet the mine cages, and raise up buildings,
And upon the scaffolding of great creation,
To stand as an example of the highest valor.
Donbass shall live! One siren sends to another
The steel chimes of a miner's brotherhood:
No one has brought Donbass to its knees,
And no one ever shall!
There is no land more beautiful, more inspired,
Where everything is built by the creator-people.
No one has brought Donbass to its knees,
And no one ever shall!
And there is no Fatherland purer or more sacred,
Where all hearts merge into one...
And this heart is illuminated by Lenin
The great guiding beacon of our native Party!â
It's clear that Donbass will one day cease to mine coal, but our history and identity will remain. This is an attempt to hit both.
I think its insane tbh that the US doesnât have mandatory military service or the draft anymore and hasnât for years & people still bend over backwards publicly to beg for empathy & forgiveness for their poor brother or father or coworker or whatever
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Still occasionally think about that one post about how americans on the internet push back against anti US military rhetoric in a way they don't do with anti cop rhetoric because, unlike their police, the victims of the US military are mainly foreigners, and then some yank cunt decided to show up to do the standard you don't get it the military is made up of poverty-stricken uneducated kids who were fed propaganda :((((( etc etc shtick but also decided to go with "meanwhile the police can straight up murder you, steal your property and kill your dog with no consequences" like sorry friend what exactly do you think your military does.
Literally the perfect encapsulation of how americans legitimately don't conceptualize the violence and terror that the US military enacts as a real thing simply because they're used to thinking of the victims as faceless offscreen abstract masses.
Cops kill and steal. Meanwhile soldiers sign up and then the screen fades to black until they come back traumatized and missing a limb. That's all they do. They sign up and then come back broken, and whatever they did imbetween happened offscreen so it doesn't matter.
I mean we all know all these international laws and organizations are fucking useless it doesn't matter but it is such a horrible vicious circle jerk just a humiliation ritual for nations that are being slaughtered to be like "can we please not get killed anymore?" and the entire world votes okay we will stop killing you then the U$ just goes no we want to keep killing you and that's it!
Welcome to the Protestant Work Ethic where if you are not working for 16 hours a day you are a Sinner that will Burn In Hell. Unless of course you are rich in which case you are Blessed by God and can go to Heaven without lifting a finger.
heard a story on a podcast that some Christian missionaries showed these rural Cambodian farmers how to double their crop yields. the missionaries came back a year later and were surprised the Cambodians had grown basically the same amount of crops but the farmers were like âyeah this is great, we got everything we need for the year and only had to do half as much workâ
and if that doesn't tell you everything you need to know about the current North American work environment I don't know what will
"Early colonists on Turtle Island were stunned by the
plenitude they found here, attributing the richness to the bounty
of nature. Settlers in the Great Lakes wrote in their journals
about the extraordinary abundance of wild rice harvested by
Native peoples; in just a few days, they could fill their canoes
with enough rice to last all year. But the settlers were puzzled by
the fact that, as one of them wrote, âthe savages stopped
gathering long before all the rice was harvested.â She observed
that âthe rice harvest starts with a ceremony of thanksgiving and
prayers for good weather for the next four days. They will harvest
dawn till dusk for the prescribed four days and then stop, often
leaving much rice to stand unreaped. This rice, they say, is not
for them but for the Thunders. Nothing will compel them to
continue, therefore much goes to waste.â The settlers took this as
certain evidence of laziness and lack of industry on the part of
the heathens. They did not understand how indigenous land-care
practices might contribute to the wealth they encountered.
I once met an engineering student visiting from Europe who
told me excitedly about going ricing in Minnesota with his
friendâs Ojibwe family. He was eager to experience a bit of Native
American culture. They were on the lake by dawn and all day
long they poled through the rice beds, knocking the ripe seed
into the canoe. âIt didnât take long to collect quite a bit,â he
reported, âbut itâs not very efficient. At least half of the rice just
falls in the water and they didnât seem to care. Itâs wasted.â As a
gesture of thanks to his hosts, a traditional ricing family, he
offered to design a grain capture system that could be attached to
the gunwales of their canoes. He sketched it out for them,
showing how his technique could get 85 percent more rice. His
hosts listened respectfully, then said, âYes, we could get more
that way. But itâs got to seed itself for next year. And what we
leave behind is not wasted. You know, weâre not the only ones
who like rice. Do you think the ducks would stop here if we took
it all?â Our teachings tell us to never take more than half."
There are So Many Journals from American colonists that describe the amazing bounty of the land, and then surprise surprise, once they drive away the people who were caring for the land and make the farming "more efficient" and kill all the predators and import domesticated animals and everything, the amazing miraculous bounty starts drying up.
Our grandparents tell us stories about the birds that used to be here and how the seasons were predictable and the weather less extreme.
It drives me up the fucking wall that like every other time I try to reblog a post about issues that primarily (tho not exclusively) impact cis women - particularly anything related to sexual violence or misogyny - the OP ends up being a goddamn radfem.
Like I get why *they're* posting about that shit. They view women as a political class Ă la the proletariat and misogyny as the Original Bigotry older than all others. These posts are completely on brand for them.
What I don't get is like.... why aren't the non-transphobes getting in on this shit??? It's not like trans people or trans allies don't care about misogyny. I saw plenty of non-transphobes posting about the disastrous consequences of Dobbs v Jackson and how disgusting the treatment of Amber Heard was during the Depp trial but it feels like if I wanna post about other related issues the radfems are the only ones bringing the content.
It's extremely frustrating because I know for a FACT that y'all care about these issues so why the fuck has this ground been ceded to a bunch of exclusionist dickheads??? Is it fear of being gender essentialist? Is it concerns about a lack of intersectionality? Is it that things like rape culture and Patriarchy were the issues du jour back in 2014 but have received less screen time in recent years as conservatives have gotten more openly fascist and more violently transphobic? Literally what the FUCK is going on???
I don't wanna shame anyone specifically for not posting about this shit because I know that it's not a conscious decision it's just like.... it pisses me off that they have monopoly on these topics because I firmly believe that intersectional feminism is a better version of feminism and it absolutely does NOT proclude us from talking about violent misogyny
I feel like this is related to a thing where I see people trying to be trans-inclusive by just never saying âmenâ or âwomenâ even when theyâre explicitly talking about the social construct of genderâlike theyâll say âbirthing parentâ in discussions of parenting roles in cishet couples, which is a case where I think âmotherâ really is much more appropriate of a word to use. Or theyâll say âfemmesâ as some sort of way of indicating âpeople society treats as womenâ or âafab/amab childrenâ instead of âgirls/boysâ, I guess out of recognition that some of those kids will grow up to be a different gender than the one they seem to be as children, but theyâll be talking about older kids or teenagers so it really has nothing to do with the gendering of infants.
This feels new. Like last 2-3 years new, and I also hear it offline and from people who have influence outside just social media. And I think it probably contributes to this dynamic of âonly TERFs want to talk about women as a classâ when obviously the vast majority of society is still organized around the idea that everyone is either a man or a woman (and cis, implicitly) and anyone whoâs trans or nonbinary is seen as an anomaly. But thereâs this defensive writing and speaking style that people adopt when theyâre anticipating that someone online might come out of the woodwork to say âyour statement about how mothers are treated is offensive because not everyone who gives birth is a womanâ even when the original statement in context is obviously talking about the majority of people and not taking into account every edge case. (I also have a side thought about how Twitter and other short formats encourage sweeping generalizations without context or nuance, but if I get into that weâll be here all day.)
I actually think itâs counterproductive to use overly inclusive language when talking about things like stereotypes and socially prescribed roles because it obscures the way overly broad generalizations target those who are perceived to be in a group even when they donât identify with it personally.
I also donât think trans people make up the majority of those who are driving these changes in the language. It seems like the sort of defensive habit people pick up when theyâre afraid someone will call them out but donât actually understand the conceptual basis of what they might be called out for, and cis people who know a little about trans issues but arenât super informed or confident in their positions are probably especially prone to these habits.
there are all these atrocious guides for parents concerned that their sons will fall under the sway of the alt-right and the frustrating thing is that theyâre all based on dog whistles and relatively innocent questions that get treated as a conveyor belt straight to neo-nazism without applying even the smallest trace of independent thought whatsoever.
for example a kid will share a meme that features pepe or the feels guy or whatever else has been Officially Claimed By Fascism According To Vox and their parents have to sit them down and have a solemn discussion about how thereâs this bad man Richard Spencer who also likes pepe and so if you like it too it means youâre the wrong kind of white person and youâre making mummy look bad in front of the other parents so knock it off.
obviously this is not a principled argument that illuminates and breaks down racial prejudice, itâs another reminder that authority figures are useless kill joys who just donât get online culture so the kids share memes more surreptitiously in the future and this Richard Spencer dude whoever the fuck he is gets a minor status boost.
or the kid will ask âwhy is X problematic?â out of genuine curiosity and letâs be real nobody can explain this shit in any way that makes sense so they get back another imposition of authority telling them that it just is and theyâre a bad person for asking, yet another reminder that their Friendly Online Pals are far more laid back and generally less insane than their parents and teachers.
then itâs like oh my god how did I fail so badly as a parent that Little Johnny is making the Hated OK Gesture in his class photo and is undoubtedly going to post some antisemitic screed to his Minecraft livestream before he shoots up the school, good lord.
A lot of Discourse around privilege/oppression just breaks down when it comes to parenting because children are definitionally some of the least powerful people in the world and parents controlling their entire lives is considered normal, so while of course liberal parents should teach their kids their values itâs sort of like the problem of schools trying to teach consent and bodily autonomy in sex ed when you need permission to use the restroom and you can legally get stripped searched if they think youâre carrying over the counter drugs. How do you teach kids about authoritarian dog whistles when their entire life is under the authority of the people teaching them?
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there are all these atrocious guides for parents concerned that their sons will fall under the sway of the alt-right and the frustrating thing is that theyâre all based on dog whistles and relatively innocent questions that get treated as a conveyor belt straight to neo-nazism without applying even the smallest trace of independent thought whatsoever.
for example a kid will share a meme that features pepe or the feels guy or whatever else has been Officially Claimed By Fascism According To Vox and their parents have to sit them down and have a solemn discussion about how thereâs this bad man Richard Spencer who also likes pepe and so if you like it too it means youâre the wrong kind of white person and youâre making mummy look bad in front of the other parents so knock it off.
obviously this is not a principled argument that illuminates and breaks down racial prejudice, itâs another reminder that authority figures are useless kill joys who just donât get online culture so the kids share memes more surreptitiously in the future and this Richard Spencer dude whoever the fuck he is gets a minor status boost.
or the kid will ask âwhy is X problematic?â out of genuine curiosity and letâs be real nobody can explain this shit in any way that makes sense so they get back another imposition of authority telling them that it just is and theyâre a bad person for asking, yet another reminder that their Friendly Online Pals are far more laid back and generally less insane than their parents and teachers.
then itâs like oh my god how did I fail so badly as a parent that Little Johnny is making the Hated OK Gesture in his class photo and is undoubtedly going to post some antisemitic screed to his Minecraft livestream before he shoots up the school, good lord.
I am absolutely not joking at all when I say that The Sixth Sense should be required as teaching material when youâre trying to get kids to learn about why color matters.
No, the red DOESNâT mean love or violence or passion, however the creators set it up so that in this particular work red means OH NO A SCARY GHOST IS HERE.
When I was in college (as a lit major) I ended up sitting down and talking to a returning student who was having trouble in one of our classes. He liked books, and he had GI bill money so he decided to be a lit major.
He was VERY confused about the âThe Curtains Are Blue And It Means Somethingâ approach to symbolism and I remember that he very seriously got out a notebook and a pen, sat down, and asked me âOkay so what to stars mean as a symbol?âÂ
And I was at a loss because of course I was! Stars-as-a-symbol can mean a thousand things and are heavily dependent on context. Are you reading a book about sea travel? Stars mean a map. Are you reading Maus? Stars represent faith and community and the way that the Nazis dehumanized Jewish people. Are you reading something by a romantic author who has a thing for the classics? Stars probably have something to do with heroism and destiny. Are you reading science fiction? Stars are probably just stars but if youâre reading Whipping Star by Frank Herbert they are literally people and our entire conception of stars is reexamined.
So one one the things that I think a lot of people are missing in their high school English classes is that whether the curtains are blue matters or not depends on the work.
The fact that Hamlet is wearing black is an important part of the story and the antagonist commenting on it it is almost the first thing that happens in the play.
What color dress is Lizzy wearing at the first dance in Pride & Prejudice? It doesnât matter, the curtains are just blue.
And thatâs one of those things that it takes a lot of time and a lot of exposure to different kinds of stories to learn and when youâre in high school you just donât have that experience and your teachers are just now telling you for the first time âsometimes it matters why the curtains are blueâ and I know youâre going âokay, sounds fakeâ but the goal is to get you to look at blue curtains and ask if they do matter, which is why they hand you books with big obvious examples of the kind of shit theyâre talking about. You read A Tale of Two Cities because itâs full of binaries and line motifs and itâs the perfect thing to teach a fifteen year old how to look for a motif because there are a shitload of them. You read The Scarlet Letter to look for color symbolism and to ferret out biblical allusions.
âThe curtains are just blueâ is just âyet another day has gone by and I havenât needed algebra.â Most people arenât going to need algebra in their day-to-day lives but itâs handy to know how to do a bit when you need it and itâs good to learn that the concept exists.
If youâre reading books just because theyâre fun and you like them then that is cool and Iâm glad youâre having a good time and you absolutely do not have to give a fuck about symbolism.
But I am going to laugh my ass off at you if youâre one of those folks who is like âthe curtains are just blue it doesnât matterâ and then whines about why scifi and comics and cartoons and video games are all political these days. They were always political, you just couldnât tell because the curtains were red.
(also because you were socialized to see certain things as apolitical and value neutral but if youâre going âWHY DO THEY PUT SERIOUS MORALS AND SHIT IN A KIDâS SHOW, STEPHEN UNIVERSE IS FOR TEN YEAR OLDS ITâS NOT THAT DEEP, LOONEY TUNES WASNâT LIKE THISâ Iâm afraid Iâm going to have to refer you to all the actual war propaganda made by Disney and Warner Brothers.)