Strictly Forbidden

mfs be like "are you single or taken" and like technically im single but that implies that im availible, which i most definitely am not so yes im taken. im taken by me. you cant have me.

all i want for 2026 is that gigantic rancid AI bubble to finally burst in such a catastrophic way that the consequences will be so good and i'll never have to see another AI generated image ever again

like to charge, reblog to cast

Fantasy authors are now banned from titling their books anything to do with crowns, thorns, precious metals, roses, blood or bones. You hauve to think of something else now.

isn’t this boring? aren’t you bored of living virtuously for tiktok clout? don’t you want to go apeshit and read some Louis-Ferdinand Céline or, god forbid, Roald Dahl?

wait Roald Dahl is *harmful*????

He had some pretty antisemitic views, yeah, which I’m obviously not a fan of, but at the same time there’s something slightly bizarre to me about tiktokers publicly throwing out their beloved copy of Matilda because they 30 years after his death discover this fact and need to show all their followers that they don’t “support” him

Also, to clarify, the tiktoker quoted above wasn’t specifically talking about antisemitism, they were just going by some seemingly arbitrary list of “problematic” authors they found online, containing among others, Roald Dahl, Margaret Atwood, Sarah J. Maas, Isaac Asimov and Lemony Snicket

Ritually cleansing my bookshelf of problematic authors by dragging it to the nearest Catholic church and apologizing profusely while I feed it into a wood chipper during mass

dear people who didn’t grow up christian: if your christian or raised-christian friends say “hey i wanna show you something from veggietales,” 99.99999% of the time they are not trying to use it to preach to you, they just want you to feel like you’re high for the duration of the silly song they’re boutta pull up

Chances are super high it’ll either be the cheeseburger or the monkey.

🎵Wheeeeeeere is my hairbrush?🎵

"you cant let covid scare you! living in fear isn't the American way!" That's awful big talk coming from a nation that hasn't allowed people to carry shampoo bottles onto planes for 20 years

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

Okay so this one works.