i dunno man i just think im a watermelon slammed into your driveway. maybe you should like crack me open so i feel the air inside me. just a suggestion i dunno.
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i dunno man i just think im a watermelon slammed into your driveway. maybe you should like crack me open so i feel the air inside me. just a suggestion i dunno.

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okay babygirl, cool it
People who prefer hot weather: Snow and ice are a pain, and the cold is just kind of uncomfortable even when you wrap up, you know?
People who prefer cold weather: MY SKIN LITERALLY MELTS OFF EVERY SUMMER I AM A FUCKING HUMAN SOUP AS WE SPEAK
you wouldn’t believe how many people reblogged this to whine about hot weather in the tags.
too cold? put on another layer!
too hot? change into thinner clothes!
still too cold? put on another layer!
still too hot? uh, get naked I guess?
still too cold? put on another layer!
still too hot? Ţ̡̜̮̗̟̯͘ͅA̛͈͎̤͙̳̦̱̜̺̪K̢̻̥̥̥̪̙̜̩̗̼̤̻̻͖͍̜͈͉͠ͅE̟͕̩͔̪͓͔̥̦͇̣͇̳͕͉͜ͅ ̠̝̥̖̭̦̼́͝O̩̦͓̠͉̲̲̱̪̹̻̼̭̯͎͈̕͢F̷̸̢̛̙͇͔̜̙̮̗̲̤͇̯͡F̧̨̱̤̲̫͕͔̼̭͙̠̙͙̹̻ͅ ҉̫̠͓̙̠͔̕͜͠Y͡҉̴̘̭̬̳́O̶̶̧͚̞̣̯̩̫̜̩͉̤͎͖̖͟ͅU̶̵̺̠̪̘̱̮̮̙̻͈̣̦̭͠͝͞R̨҉̦̺͓̩̺͖̘̪̥̺͚̱͚͔̪͓̖̰ ̷̸̺͇̳͇̖̥̻̳͚̗̥͙̪̣́S̡̞̳͖̭̯͉̻̠͔̥̹̫̣̼̹͇͜K͏̧͍̪̗̖̜̫̙̱̫͈̟̝̮͈̻̺̯̟̠̀Į̧̙͙͔̠͖̟̕͝Ǹ͖͎̳͍̪̱̞͇̺̘̩͘͜͠
The cold is easily shut out, the heat is inescapable hell
THE TRUTH COMES OUT.
Avoidance techniques for the cold:
-more coats, fire, hot food and drink, stay inside, fuzzy sweaters, ear muffs, become a burrito
Avoidance techniques for heat:
-die, I guess.
FUCK. HEAT.
😄😄😄

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SHAWN HATOSY for Variety "The Doctor Is In"
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A very important snippet from Shawn Hatosy's Variety Interview about The Pitt
Part of the reason he didn’t see the interview was because he’s taken a step away from social media — something that felt necessary this season as some of the commentary became too intense. “I’ve had to kind of step back. Because sometimes it goes into these weird places where if fans disagree about a character, they start to turn on each other. That is not what this is supposed to be,” he says. “All through my career, I’ve had a pretty good relationship with social media, but now, seeing how all this is unfolding, I’m kind of reevaluating what that looks like.”
So-called "fans" need to read this over and over until it's burned into the backs of their eyelids, and then fucking reevaluate themselves.
who was being ignored? I'm just waking up doing my morning scroll
during the grid walk brundle tried talking to kim k and she just completely ignored him lmao
race getting more interesting but at what cost 😔😔😔😔😔

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In the clurb we ALL speeding in the pit lane 🗣🗣🗣
apparently the new regulations require one driver from each team to be sacrificed in monaco
that was so awkward <//3
the weight of small things
pairing: avenger!bucky barnes x avengers fem!reader | word count: 2.2k warnings: none, this is pure fluff summary: Bucky’s name’s been cleared for almost a year now, and you can’t help but notice that his room is completely bare, aside from the bed and desk that came with it, and you—being you—decide that this simply won’t do. dt: my sweet, sexy, beautiful friend @heldbybarnes 🩷 all our talk of whimsy inspired this very random idea
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“Where is your whimsy Bucky? Where are your trinkets?”
“My what?” Bucky blinks up at you from his spot on the bed.
(Don't) Shoot Your Shot v2
$ log - a giddy, crushing bucky barnes spots you speaking with steve. he may or may not be jealous and gruelling from the sidelines! $ warn --sfw --fluff --jealous-glaring!bucky --steve-is-trying-to-be-a-good-friend --you-just-wanted-answers $ wc -w 1k $ cd masterlist $ tag @twentytomidnight @i-gotta-go-so-much-bigger $ vi dont-shoot-your-shot.txt (v1)
You find Steve in the gym, which in retrospect was a tactical error on your part. It just meant that you're both stuck there for the duration of this conversation and he's too polite to leave.
"I need to ask you something," you say, "and I need you to be honest with me."
Steve sets down his weights with careful energy; he already knows this is going to be a problem. "Okay," he says.
You tell him everything. The staring — eleven incidents, you specify, you have a document — the way it started at the coffee machine and then just never stopped, the elevator, the hallway, the stairs you've been taking specifically to avoid the elevator. Steve listens with his arms crossed and his face extremely neutral.
It’s either the face of someone who has no idea what you're talking about or the face of someone who has every idea and is managing it carefully. You can't tell which, so you keep going.
Then you get to the rifle.
Steve's expression doesn't change, exactly, but something behind his eyes does a very quick calculation. "He gave you his rifle," he says.
"Five minutes before a mission. Grip first. No explanation."
"And you took it."
"What was I supposed to do, Steve?"

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(Don't) Shoot Your Shot
$ log - bucky barnes has a crush on you, and he's doing his best; his best is just terrifying! $ warn --sfw --fluff --steve-and-sam-are-shit-wingmen $ wc -w 1.4k $ cd masterlist $ tag @twentytomidnight (@froggibus here's the horror movie in play 🧍♀️) $ vi don't-shoot-your-shot-v2
Somewhere between the third mission and the second month, Bucky figured out that something was different about you.
Not in a way he could name at first — just that the noise in his head got quieter when you were around, that he'd catch himself in the middle of a debrief actually listening, because you were talking. That easy, unthinking quiet he hadn't felt in years just showed up, unprompted, in whatever room you happened to be in, and he didn't know what to do with it.
So he did what he always does: he watched, he catalogued, and he thought about it at three in the morning with the same focus he'd once applied to things that actually required it.
Steve called it a crush. Sam called it painfully obvious and immediately started offering unsolicited advice, which became its own problem entirely. Bucky called it none of their business and then spent the better part of an evening thinking about the way you laugh when you think no one's watching — the real one, not the polite one — and the fact that it had taken him four days to notice the difference and no time at all to memorise it.
The thing is, it's not one-sided. You're just as aware of him as he is of you. In that way you notice the shape of someone's absence before you register anything else about a room, where you find reasons to be somewhere he might be and then act surprised when it works. You've replayed certain conversations more times than you'd like to admit, and you'd like to admit zero.
The problem was never the feeling. The problem is that Bucky, with the best intentions and absolutely no remaining social calibration, is now trying to do something about it. And you, with no context and no warning, are on the receiving end.
It goes about as well as you'd expect.