Music Is My Emotion

……his own fam 

no fuck you

when science and alcohol meet <3

This bartender gets all of the tips… ever…

HOW DOES THIS WORK

Science side of tumblr please tell us how the hell this is possible

The colored liquids have different densities!  The Red is the most dense so it’s at the bottom, and so forth with the colors.

ok we are happy now thank you

I don’t think i will ever get over this… 

Reblog and see if you get a color.

PURPLE: We near never speak, but I do enjoy your presence on my dashboard. FUCHSIA: I wish I could become your best friend through the internet. GREY: You leave me with jumbled words. RED: I’m in love with you. PINK: I have a crush on you. TURQUOISE: You’re hot. CHARTREUSE: I sincerely wish you would notice me. TEAL: We have quite a lot in common. BLUE: You are my Tumblr crush. ORANGE: I dislike your page. YELLOW: PLEASE FUCK ME. WHITE: PLEASE MARRY ME. GREEN: I find you cute. BLACK: I would date you. BROWN: I dislike you.

Ya know, I wanna get mad at forced memes by corporations in an attempt to act “hip”, but I feel Olive Garden is the one place that is perfectly allowed to use this one

Finally.

Fucking accurate

Whoa

it’s weird how bra commercials are more aimed towards straight male audiences more than the audience that’s actually gonna buy a fuckn bra

THIS BRA WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE CHRIS EVANS IS PERSONALLY HOLDING YOUR BREASTS 24/7. LOOK THIS SHIT COMES IN LIKE 78 DIFFERENT COLORS TO MATCH YOUR SKIN TONE OR YOUR CLOTHING OR WHATEVER THE HELL YOU WANT, YOU GOT OPTIONS! NO LACE WE CAN DO NO LACE THAT SHIT ITCHES. YOU WANT POLKADOTS FUCK YEAH POLKA DOTS! LOOK EACH CUP HAS POCKETS IN IT FUCKING HELL POCKETS IN YOUR BRA CALM THE FUCK DOWN WORLD LET ME TAKE THIS ALL IN. MACHINE WASHABLE FUCK YEAH THROW THIS SHIT IN YOUR WASHER, IT’S NOT GONNA TANGLE, IT’S MADE WITH ASGARDIAN BILGESNIPE TAIL HAIR IT’S INDESTRUCTABLE. THIS BRA’S GONNA BEEP IF IT DETECTS CANCER IN YOUR BOOBS THAT SHIT AIN’T RIGHT SO CHECK YOUR BOOBS PEOPLE. FUCK YEAH THIS BRA IS AMAZING. SCIENCE. 

You had me at “this bra will make you feel like Chris Evans is personally holding your breasts 24/7”

You had me at “pockets”

Send me 'Have You Evers' and I will reply with Yes or NO

DO THIS SHIT

*is respectful during the opening acts at concerts even if i’m not feeling the music because im a decent human being*

TRU

love

seriously the best ever.

This was actually my childhood. 

Wish they had these I high school

happy birthday someone

I like reblog going this becaUSE WHAT IF YOU SAW THIS ON YOUR BIRTHDAY HOW COOL WOULD THAT BE

My white friend’s mom made this exact meal when I spent the night in 10th grade. It felt like chewing on dust

do poc not eat chicken and vegetables ?

Lmfao look at this comment

I’m so confused because this is a genuine meal in England? is this some inside usa joke i dont get or something

The joke is that ya’ll had the nerve to invade 90% of the earth for spices and then not use a single one.

My white friend’s mom made this exact meal when I spent the night in 10th grade. It felt like chewing on dust

do poc not eat chicken and vegetables ?

Lmfao look at this comment

I’m so confused because this is a genuine meal in England? is this some inside usa joke i dont get or something

The joke is that ya’ll had the nerve to invade 90% of the earth for spices and then not use a single one.