my favorite is how meandering people are, even in the midst of a terrible emergency

they respond to “what is the emergency” with “well, the thing is, four weeks ago–”

and then he’s like “WHAT IS THE EMERGENCY RIGHT NOW”

and they’re like “so what happened this morning was, i said to my wife, i said–”

“WHAT IS CURRENTLY HAPPENING AT THIS MOMENT”

“oh i’m having a heart attack”

my second favorite is how specific he has to get sometimes

like, “what is your emergency?”

“i’m sitting in a pool of blood.”

“… is it… your blood?”

“yes i think so”

“do you know where it’s coming from?”

“probably the stab wound”

“have you been stabbed?”

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

About a week ago I spent over $1,500 on stuff at Sephora and Nordstrom for you all. Included in the giveaway is makeup(LIKE 90%), perfume sets, 2 crossover bags by Kate Spade (1 for each winner), and I will also include two dresses for each winner, which I have not bought because I need to know their sizes. 

Now I understand that nothing that I’m giving away is Kpop related in any way, but I hope you will join in anyway. Everything will be going to 2 people. They will be equal presents, so there’s no like first or second place here. Some of them are wrapped because I was originally meant to be giving them as gifts, but that didn’t end up happening. It’s all very high end stuff. 

RULES:

Must be following me @kpoptrashokay (I will check) 

Must like or reblog to enter

Must be comfortable with giving me their address or P.O. Box. 

No giveaway blogs

1 Like OR 1 reblog = 1 entry

1 Like AND 1 reblog = 2 entries

The winners will be selected at random via a randomizer website.

The winners will be chosen the 3rd or 4th week of March. If the winner does not reply to me within a day a new winner will be chosen. 

MESSAGE ME WITH ANY QUESTIONS YOU MAY HAVE.

Love you all.

phone: your storage is almost full

When you delete things off of a mobile device (like a phone or digital camera), the file goes to your phone’s recycle bin (just like on a desktop computer or laptop), typically an invisible folder named .trashes or .trash. There, it continues to take up the same amount of memory storage as it did before you ‘deleted’ it. To empty your mobile device’s recycling bin, plug your phone into your desktop or laptop via USB as a memory device, right click on your desktop/laptop’s recycling bin/trash, and tell it to empty your recycling bin/empty trash. Your computer will empty all .trash/.trashes folders, including the one on your phone, actually deleting the files permanently this time, freeing up your phone/camera’s memory space. Reblog to save a life.