Louis, where art thou?

Niall surprising a fan with front row tickets today + their twitter interaction from 2022

So, Denise, if you don’t mind me asking…what happened to you? No, not at all. I like to talk about it. It’s really very simple. Last year I was working undercover, suburban surveillance. The seller had a few kinks in his rep. It seemed he’d only sell to transvestites. So my partner and I shacked up. I played the part of the buyer.

Louis reacting to a sign on stage in Indianapolis, IN - 7/6

The sign:

Caller: Hey Thom. Uh, I was listening to you for the last hour so, um, I heard survival of the fittest. Um, you know some of us choose not to vaccinate and uh--

Hartmann: You're nuts, Nicholas.

Caller: --because we work very hard about staying fit, eating healthy, and our natural immune system.

Hartmann: So Nicholas if you're so healthy, would you have unprotected sex with somebody who has syphilis or gonorrhea?

Caller: You're missing the point.

Hartmann: No, I'm not missing the point. They're contagious diseases. Would you have unprotected sex with somebody who has syphilis and gonorrhea and not worry about it because you're so healthy?

Caller: [pause] No, I wouldn't do that.

Hartmann: Okay, then why would you expose yourself to covid without having some protection?

Caller: Because the protection is my natural immunity.

Hartmann: No, it's not. Tell that--

Caller: Yes, yes, my natural immune system--

Hartmann: Tell that to eight hundred thousand dead Americans. Nicholas, this is- this is a stupid conversation and I'm not going to continue it.