I hope they start having better sex, what a shame

This ad is having a King Solomon moment

a guy walks in with two puncture wounds on his neck like “u should see the other guy” and then a vampire walks in covered in those cartoony lipstick kiss marks

i’m really glad this post was a hit with the gays

hand in unlovable hand

😍

this only works in places with lots of rain, a temperate summer, and a nice cold winter. like England. or Michigan.

these are all so beautiful and all I can think is ‘that stone arc isn’t a stargate and I’m sad about it’

I love seeing bank rules that will never apply to me. My app was just like "you cannot deposit more than $5,000 daily to this account and I was like noted thanks

I find it kinda funny

I find it kinda sad