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🌸 Tips for winter! 

So I decided to make a post about some little tips I use for winter! Feel free to try your own or whatever but this is what works for me. WITH PICTURES (some)

🌸 So look at all this shit you are gonna get. All this thicc ass winter clothing items look at that yum.

🌸 But how on earth will you fit it all in your bag and not have it all stuffed looking AND still have room for the other stores too!? This is how I do it! Make sure you get some rubber bands, I prefer the industrial ones but these were the ones I could find so yeah. 

🌸 Fold the arms inward, if its long sleeve, short sleeve it doesn’t really matter. 

🌸 Fold it is half, and smooth it out! A Lot of clothing is unevenly cut ( this for example has a longer back so make sure its all smooth and flat )

🌸 Then you just roll it up as tight as you can and rubber band that shit in place. As you can see by the comparison picture the amount of space this product takes up compared to before is way less using the bag of rubber bands as the comparison, even if the mass did not change if you roll up all your items you can stack them and it wont look bulky! 

🌸 These next tips I didn’t want to take pictures of but they are just as good! 

🌸 For panties and smaller items like jewelry and small makeup and what not, the key is the boots. I have 3 boots, they are all a size larger than I actually am. In fitting rooms such as VS, Place the undies as FLAT as you can in the sole of the boot, don’t bend the tag! Spread it out evenly along the bottom so it won’t bunch up on your toes. Repeat for 3-4 pairs in both shoes. 

🌸 For makeup, rule 1 MAKE SURE THE SHIT WONT BULGE OUT YOUR SHOE LMAO. I only really use this for lip liners, eye liners, small things that are not box shaped because it would be kinda obvious if your walking around with box shapes poking out your shoes.

🌸 WEAR A LONG COAT!  The canada goose I got is the perfect length, when you bend down to look at something i covers your shoes and bag and you can use that yo your advantage. shoe panties in your boots and inside coat pockets when your bent down. Shove whatever the fuck you want in there. fuck it.

🌸 Now what if you don’t want to have anything in your bag incase you get stopped? Are you wearing your coat? ARE YOU WEARING YOUR COAT? ok good. Wrap whatever the fuck you want around your torso, waist, hips, whatever and tie it like this with your trusty rubber bands UNLESS you have a waist trainer or spanx, then just use those. BUT STILL FOLLOW MY FOLDING RULES. Fold it FLAT. pants in half, then wrap. Tops in half, then wrap, you want to lessen the bulk as much as your can.

🌸 Sorry this is the only picture I could find of this type of knot but its the one where you just wrap it around and through. Idk what its called I am not a boy scout. But that will keep it from moving around on your person and from falling. Make sure its TIGHT TIGHT TIGHT. You can always take all this shit off in the bathrooms and put into your reusable shopping bags or a shopping bag you got from buying a $3 pair of leggings from F21. fr just do that if you need a larger opaque bag.

🌸 Which brings my to my next tip. LEGGINGS. There are SO many leggings out there is very very large elastic waist bands you can use to conceal too. Palettes, clothings, literally anything if its thicccc enough. WEAR YOUR COAT THO. The coat covers any puff you might of missed. 

🌸 Be AWARE of what your grabbing. if its something limited edition ( such as the balmain VS thing, or makeup ) They DO communicate to other employees like “ hey yo she grabbed this shit watch it “ but little do they know you actually grabbed 3, and when you had the others back to the employee after you concealed the one they will be like “ Ok she gave them back its fine we all gucci “ and boom got yourself some designer shit.

🌸 Also fuck ulta I hate it stay away from it if you are new or not fucking seasoned. The employees break policy and fuck you up I swear I try to warn as many people as I can about this but fr fuck this company. ( though if they break policy you can get out of charges BUT STILL IS IT WORTH IT???)

🌸 Bring your purse, or laptop bag if you a guy, one or two reusable bags, or bags you have saved, rubber bands, hook, magnets, s3 key, A fucking exacto knife, whatever your tools are. Keep the obvious ones on your body (duh) but rubber bands and the exacto knife are chill in your bag. If you KNOW the store you lifting from, bring a bag you already have from it and move your lifted items in to that bag in the bathrooms or whatever. 

🌸 WAYS TO THROW OFF SUSPICION.  🌸

🌸 If you getting sus’d you are either A) not white B) fucking something up or C) unlucky. Figure out which one it is and use that shit to your advantage. If you are being watched, have something in your had and reach for your drink ( ALWAYS HAVE A BOTTLED DRINK IN YOUR BAG ) in your bag and bring it back out, if they approach you they will usually feel super embarrassed and leave. Works like a charm. If they don’t leave, slowly like shop your way towards them and be really nice and polite and just watch and if they still on you ask if there is some kinda problem. If they a big mouth you can get free shit if they accuse you before you do anything. A+. this is how they will look

lets say you make it out of the store, you’ve done everything right. later an SA notices that a bunch of palettes are missing. they check the cameras, and boom the kid with spikes all over her jacket walks right by the palettes, and theyre gone. 

capitalism is the virus

hey liftblr!

if you remember this post i made a little while back, you might be aware that i recently purchased a “faraday bag” meant for protecting your mobile phone/tablet (product linked here) from radio signals used to extract/plant data. my intent was to use it as a booster bag, and i figured i would give you all a little update on how that’s worked out for me, since a few people seem interested & i think it could help other lifters!

first things first, here are the dimensions of the bag:

(the bag itself, with a regular hook tag for scale)

(here it is when it’s folded—it’s about 1.5” thick. i fold it and usually shove it down the back of my jeans so it rests against my back. paired with a loose sweater over it, it’s actually pretty hard to spot.)

you can fit a REALLY decent amount of tags inside this thing, though it does get harder to fold the more are inside. i would estimate, while folded, it can comfortably fit 10-15 tags without getting too bulky. if you stuffed the thing with disregard for bulkiness, i’d approximate you could easily fit 40-50+ tags inside, maybe more. i got the tablet size* for 70 USD, and while it is pricey, i’m really pleased!

*they also sell a cell phone size for 50 USD, which is a good deal smaller, but i’m sure you could still fit a few tags inside, and it would also be easier to conceal on-person.

i’ve tested it at the following stores, and been able to pass through the entrance* (with tags inside) incident free:

- although not a store, it worked on my iphone, lol. putting it inside makes it unable for calls or texts to get through, and when you bring the phone out, there are a few seconds before the phone “pings” with a tower that you can see it still reads “no cellular service available.”

- forever 21

- pacsun

- lululemon

- sephora**

- urban outfitters

- h&m**

- aerie

- aeropostale

- victoria’s secret/PINK***

*while i can’t concretely verify that all these stores actually had towers/working towers at that, i know for certain that the towers at urban outfitters worked, as well as the ones at VS/PINK. i did my testing at a relatively upscale mall, so i would assume all stores would be adequately prepared with LP measures like working towers.

**i did not conceal tags directly from these stores, but the tags i had on my person from other stores did not create an incident at these places.

***this one is a bit of a special case. i walked into the VS side of the store with tags concealed in my booster bag and the towers did NOT go off—i know for a fact they were working, however, because a woman beeped on her way out (and subsequently, an SA searched her bag). however, upon leaving the PINK side of the store with tags from PINK/VS inside my bag, i did beep. more on this down below.

here are the types of tags i’ve found success with concealing in my bag & walking out with:

top left: clam tag from UO

top right: ink tag from F21/pacsun

bottom left: hook tag from lululemon

bottom right: hook tag from A&F

now, here are the tags that may have given me a problem:

i believe all of these are from VS/PINK, though i’m not entirely certain on the tag with the wire. these tags were the ones i added to my bag while inside of the VS/PINK, and subsequentially the ones that must have made me beep. upon entering a kate spade store with the same assortment of tags in my bag, i also beeped on both entry and exit.

my lifter friend (who was there at the time) and i tried to brainstorm reasons why these tags might have made me beep. note that we made sure i hadn’t left any tags/hidden RFIDs in my purse or on the merchandise i had concealed on my person. here’s what we were able to come up with (keep in mind that neither of us know jack shit about the science behind radio signals and whatnot):

- it’s possible that one or more of the tags in the picture above uses a frequency that was not blocked by the bag? i believe this would be possible if one of the tags used a radio frequency <600MHz or >5 GHZ. just gonna put it out there that i have no ideas what those numbers mean, but on the website, that‘s the range of frequencies the bag claims to block. the same case could be made with other kinds of signals the website lists that have some kind of range associated with them.

- again, just putting it out there that i have NO IDEA how radio signals or otherwise work, but maybe the amount of tags in my bag created a combined signal strength that overwhelmed the bag? i don’t even know if signals can do that, but if they can that might be an explanation. after i started beeping, we went back to my lifter friend’s car and ditched all of the tags inside the bag before continuing (cautiously) lifting. for the rest of the day, we were careful to ditch tags as frequently as possible to limit the number inside the bag, just in case this theory had any connection to why i beeped.

that’s all the information i can give you about my bag. overall, i’m SUPER pleased with how it’s working out for me—i’ve been able to steal upwards of $1300 worth of merchandise with it so far, so the cost of the bag was money well-spent. even with the rouge beep at VS, i would say i have confidence in the bag for use while lifting. although i do still have to stay vigilant whenever i pass through towers, you should ALWAYS be alert, booster bag or not, when you leave a store, and never assume that you won’t beep.

i hope this post could help some people out—and if anyone has some kind of knowledge that could concretely explain the beeping incident at VS/PINK, it would be much appreciated (for me, and anyone else who uses any kind of booster bag).

If it’s THICK ( ie: a huge ass cardigan ) and you have a small bag, roll it up as much as possible, stuff that baby in your bag, disregarding if it looks over stuffed, and then cover most of your bag with a coat draped over your arm.

If it’s SMALL ( ie: lipstick, eyeliner, pens ) stick them in your waist band to save room in your purse, or just stick them in your purse after you sleeve them.

Since I do a lot of food hauls I learned a lot about durability and what you should lift first so that you can get a baseline set of ingredients in your pantry🍑

🍒Lift seasonings! There will come a time when all the lifted food you get needs to be cooked and it’s going to taste bland.

🍑Lift canned foods and frozen vegetables and fruits! These will last you forever! Buying fresh food is always better but you’ll need to do that every week. Bulking up in this will make sure you’ll always have a stocked fridge even if you run out of fresh food.

🍒 Lift things that last a long time in your household, whether it’s orange juice or milk, you’ll want products you can actually enjoy but won’t go through super fast.

🍑 Stay away from foods in the inner section of the market, these tend to be junk. Do not lift junk to fill your pantry!!!!! It is NOT filling and will fly out of your shelves! do this after you have your pantry full!

🍒 Try and lift difficult items in bulk, if you can’t really lift cereal, then go one day extra and get more of them all at once! This saves the hassle of you stressing every week for one box when you take the extra day to get a couple in one hit!

🍑 Lift INGREDIENTS! Not already prepared food! This is always the freshest and cheapest option as well as healthiest! You’re not going to eat a head of lettuce with nothing else! You’re going to put it in broths and salads and sandwiches! If you want pasta then lift the individual ingredients like the pasta shells, tomatoes, tomatoes paste that sort of thing. It’s smarter then lifting a $10 premade item that’s only one serving for one person.

🍒Lift soups! Please lift soups if you struggle keeping food in the house! You can lift these and make little sandwiches for dinner and bam you’ve had a filling meal! They are also really small and not heavy! And they last a long time! PLEASE STOCK OF CANNED FOODS!

🍑If you’re going to lift fresh foods like me then please know WHEN you’re going to eat them. If I know I’m going to eat 3 avocados in 3 days I’ll lift 3 FRESH ones. After if I eat avocados for the rest of the week (4 more days) I’ll lift 4 unripe ones. That way by the time I do eat them they will have ripened and not spoiled! Some fruits and veggies spoil in the fridge so please google the specific food item you’re looking for so they don’t go to waste!

Scanned reddit today… THIS IS A TON OF SHIT FROM THE LP REDDIT