Partner Lifting: Dos and Don'ts
here is my general guide on lifting with a partner or group. honestly, as an experienced lifter i prefer to lift alone, but a a good number of times you go to the mall youâre with other people. lifting with partners is tricky. my best lifting partner is my best friend - she knows all the ins and outs of lifting, like what is and isnât sus, the method/game plan for each store, when to bail, and the general lifting rules. when i go with her, itâs enjoyable and stress free knowing that neither of us are making each other look more sus, so i prefer going with her over my other newer-to-lifting friends. in this guide, youâll fnd a lot more Dos than Donâts, and for this reason i suggest going alone, but if you and your partner can properly lift together than go for it. there are many benefits to having a good lifting buddy - theyâre an extra set of watchful eyes, someone to bring stuff to the fitting rooms, and itâs fun being able to swap your loot and get stuff for each other. so hereâs how to make sure you have a good experience with your lifting partner(s) -
first, acknowledge that the odds are stacked against you when you are with other people. LP and SAs will monitor more closely teenagers, and groups or pairs of teenagers especially. for these reasons, in order to look as normal as possible you need to minimize any suspicious behavior.
Dos: you can walk in together and really act like youâre friends - itâs more sus if you walk in and start acting distant, theyâll know something is up. put aside any lifting anxiety and act like two friends just shopping normally. itâs fine to split up for a majority of the time, as this can be more efficient and itâs normal too. but if youâre staying close together, you must be perfectly normal. talk at a normal level and make your conversations regular teenage girl stuff (if youâre a girl of course) just gossip or talk about hot guys or that party this weekend. be stereotypical, youâll fit in better. reference merchandise occasionally - âdo you think this is cute?â etc. my lifting partners and i use this as code for âiâm gonna lift this.â itâs fine to leave alone, my best fried and i do this all the time so we can hit stors the other person might not want to go to or just to save time. if you see your friend in the next store you go to donât be scared to greet them and follow regular procedure.
another method is to pretend not to know them. this is best for hard stores. itâs harder to execute as you or your lifting partner might want to break character to say something, but iâve tried this before with success. the better actor your partner is the better off you will be. you will just have to enter and exit alone and keep your distance from your partner. once i was lifting with a partner using this method and i left a shopping bag on the ground - my partner thankfully did not break character but instead tapped me on the shoulder and said âhi, iâm sorry, did you leave this over there?â my response was a gracious âyes, thank you so much!!â and then she quickly said âoh no problemâ and we parted ways. thankfully she was convincing and kept the act up.
communication is a key benefit of having a partner. to discuss lifting related things, only text each other, preferably when you are farther away from each other. this is nice for when you want to relay SA behavior or anything else happening in the store. if your partner does not know that there are rfids in the tag at a certain store, text them instead of verbalizing it. you can also text your partner to bring stuff to the fitting room.
Donâts: do not be shifty or awkward. NO WHISPERING. if you need to say something that should be whispered, text them. whispering looks extremely sus. do not go to blindspots with your partner. no discussing lifting out loud. this is the most important thing not to do that most partners end up doing. i donât care if the SA is out of earshot, you never know, and cameras can still see you whispering. no pointing out security tags, just text them. donât hand them tools under fitting room doors (yes, iâve had problems with partners doing this). do not show them an item and be sus about it. do not enter in a store and quickly split up immediately. make eye contact when you are talking to the person, do not look away from them as you talk unless it is normal to (youâre picking up an object and saying âthis is cuteâ or some shit) it looks weird if you arenât looking at them when you are talking and it probably means youâre talking about something sus which is a big no no. donât go into fitting rooms with them. donât swap bags at any time. [insert parks and rec âdonât be suspiciousâ video]
so there you have it! happy lifting, the mall wonât know what hit it lol.
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