carpe copia

Completed:

- Vïçt0riá’ś Séćrėt ($197): extremely easy! instant refund via chat, just need to wait 2 days after package says delivered before you can get a refund.

- Öûr P1äcē ($140): extremely easy! i said it didn’t arrive and changed my mind. no questions asked, instant refund via email chat.

- Br4ñdÿ M3łlvïllé ($481): failed. chat via email, contacts carrier. because I had an account with the carrier at the time that authorized packages to be left at doorstep with no signature they said I “released all liability” and could not get a refund. I’m sure this would work under normal conditions but their will be an investigation.

- D01lśkìll ($252): failed. refund refused and would only do a reshipment. The customer service rep claimed that they usually don’t reship.

Currently working on:

- VS again

- Amźñ

Avoiding any employees

Not looking at prices and if it’s a big sale or coupon/money saving store - the signs or ads

Thinking just because you have turned your back you have automatically made a makeshift blindspot

Getting things that aren’t clothing and putting them under a pile of clothes like people wobt notice

Trying 20 things on and carrying around 5 other items and buying absolutely nothing

Shifty eyes - good cameras and good lp pick up on it.

Noticing every single person who walks by you. people who aren’t sus dont notice other shoppers.

Literally the most stupid and most common way I personally notice people: walking quickly past every single isle looking for a blind spot and no people.

Coming in with a semi structured bag that is flat on the sides and obviously empty and leaving (attempting to) with it bulging.

Thinking babies and children in strollers dont make you sus. We watch and follow automatically esp if you put your coat over it and items in it.

Literally carrying you coat over your purse and putting items in that hand and making them “disappear”

i was out with a friend and we went to FYE. i showed her some socks, she liked them, i put them in my bag without checking for tags or rdif’s. this was mistake number 1

i detagged 4 cds i was getting as gifts for my friends. then i moved on to mini brands and an animal crossing mystery keychain. my friend cashed out and we walked out. we beeped. i stood by the escalator and she went back in and let the lady check her bag. my friend didn’t lift so no harm no foul.

the lady waved me back in and i didn’t beep on my way in. my mind was racing because i didn’t think there was anything on me that could’ve gone off. i had a bag from hot topic and let her look in it cause all my stuff was in my purse. she asked to look in my purse and the conversation went as follows

me: “i rather you not i have a lot of weird personal medical stuff i have to carry with me.”

her: “well ok if that’s the case we can get security people here to take a look for me”

me: “that’s not necessary, i probably just beeped because of my heart monitor. my doctor warned me it could set off stuff like this sometimes.”

her: “well you didn’t go off coming in so i have to insist on checking your bags”

me: “ma’am i’m within my rights to refuse a bag search. i’m telling you it was just my heart monitor. it’s done this before.”

her, turning to the phone: “ok then i’ll just get security up here”

me: i don’t have anything

her, getting in my business: you wouldn’t have gone off if you didn’t. hand it over and i won’t call them. i know you took something

so i reaches in my bag and grabbed the first thing i touched. one of the cds i detagged. she waved it past the towers and when it didn’t go off she told me “keep it coming”

at this point there’s a line of 5 people behind me and my friend. i’m losing my mind over this lady being fucking aggressive and embarrassed that 5 people are witnessing it. SA lady turns to address one of the customers because she thinks she’s recording. she bitches at the lady that she’s not allowed to (pretty sure she is) and the customer just tells her to calm the fuck down and told her she shouldn’t be acting like this to anybody no matter what she thinks i did.

she threatens to get security again so i just hand over everything to get my hot topic bag back and leave with my criminal record untouched. i didn’t figure out it must have been the socks until i got to my car.

i got cocky and greedy. i just can’t believe it was a fucking pair of socks that got me