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I wouldn’t call myself quirky but there is definitely something wrong with me

no mom im not 'unapproachable' and 'asocial' its called being a sigma female

whenever i take of my pants and i unbuckle my belt i feel like a corporate ceo about to get his dick sucked

the internet HAS been turned into a series of easily swallowable pills for quick consumption and standardization and I don't think it's 'boomery' to discuss how the internet no longer feels like a wild wild west and has been massively gentrified for quick access to anything you could ever want or need and that next hit of dopamine. there is a difference between 'social media bad' and 'our experiences online are increasingly manufactured by algorithms looking to make money from scraping metrics of data about who we are to either sell us stuff or sell who we are to people who will sell us stuff'

sometimes - very rarely yes but sometimes - we’re reminded this isn’t the absolute worst timeline

tumblypoos… have you guys heard of this tv show Family Guy??? it’s literal shitposting omg,, it’s basically thebootydiaries except it started in like 2000?? and it’s ANIMATED it’s total animation porn to look at??? how do you guys,,, not know about this it’s fucking precious?? there’s an evil gay baby stewie he’s a sinnamon roll??? WHY ARENT WE TALKING ABOUT THIS

This post stopped my milk production and now i cant breastfeed

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