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Oh please, get over it. Let it go Louis, please. You’re the only one still thinking about it. Harry is my best friend and he’s gay. I will be around him shirtless all I please, it’s not doing anything for him. The kid comes lingerie shopping with me for christ sake, take a chill pill. 

I think about it a lot. And, don't act like you wouldn't act like this this ten times over if it were Zayn and I. But, whatever. I'm a fragile, insecure boy who does not like his pretty, also fragile sister around his boyfriend just in case he changes his mind. I mean, we're practically the same person. He just has to decide he likes vagina and poof, I'm gone.

re: nico's zayn malik handbook.

Clingy, that’s putting it lightly. I mean, I knew you were gonna get jealous but giving up the movie? Don’t you think you’re overreacting? 

I was only saying that to express my dislike toward the photograph. Not even the tattoos — those are cute, plus, Harry and I have a few corresponding ones. I just don't like you two shirtless and pressed against each other. For a second time.

Nope. You can’t take back what you said. They were hurtful and unnecessary and Toy Story didn’t do anything to you, man. Not cool.

Come onnn. We can go as Disney characters for halloween? I wanted to go as Peter Pan anyway, and you can go as any Toy Story character you want. Even Jessie.

Stop, stop — I'm not even mad. I'm just a little jealous. You should be used to this right now, I'm the clingy type.

I suddenly don’t feel like associating myself with you.

How did I know you'd be upset with me?! Nah though, mate, it's only temporary. I'm sure within the next few days I will be happy to watch Toy Story with you.

And I am Lou-cuddle deprived. I seriously cannot wait until you come to Vegas. I miss you guys so much already and it’s only been like, three days. And I’m not under house arrest anymore! So I can actually go do stuff, thank god.

I can't wait either! And, yes, not being under house arrest is always a good thing. It was pretty flattering that you guard had a thing for me.

Good. Yes, please be with your family for a bit, then come stay with me so we can cuddle all night long.

Of course. I am Bri-cuddle deprived.

It’s not dumb at all. You’re a family man, of course you’re going to cry. You love them a lot. Teach him everything you know, he’s very lucky to have you. He’ll be a top footie player before he knows it. I’ll get him a mini Tomlinson jersey for Christmas. I do need to come down, I miss everyone. I think it’d be harder to leave you guys than leave my own house. Jay always knew how to keep me busy when I went over there. I want to hold the babies so badly. I love babies. Oh! No, no. Do what you want to do, go where you want to go. I’ll be in Vegas to see everyone eventually. I will! They all miss you and Lottie tons.

I really do love them. Aw, Harry, you make me feel all fuzzy inside. Thank you. And, that's adorable, good God. By that time, maybe we'll be having Christmas... At our own house. Ah, that's not true. Leaving your own family is always hardest, even though the Tomlinson's are pretty great, I'll admit. We fight a lot of the time, anyway. Six siblings is even more hectic than you'd imagine. Please hold the babies, and let me take pictures. Nothing makes me weak at the knees more than you and babies. Well — it'll be hard, not seeing you for that long. I want to be able to see you before Vegas. After all.. Cheshire isn't that far from Doncaster.

You probably have a harder time leaving than I do. You know, because of all the pulling. They love you so much, it’s extremely adorable. You’re a good brother. Ah, your first brother. I feel like he’s going to have you wrapped around his finger as he grows up. Tea parties?! I loooove tea parties. They’re so wonderful. No, it’s okay. I love hearing you talk about them, you get so happy. It’s a nice thing. Oh, well —- Alright. Tell Momma Tomlinson I said hello when you do visit. And make sure to give her kisses from me. As well as all of y’siblings.

Eh, I dunno. After a while, it gets easier. You just tell yourself you'll eventually be okay, and then the crying stops. Is it dumb that I still cry when I leave everyone? Probably, sigh. Yeah, he will have me wrapped around his finger. I'm going to teach him how to play football, and educate him on all things so he isn't ignorant. Though, I did that last one with pretty much all my siblings. You need to come down soon; the girls love you, they really do. And you may just melt when you hold the babies. Wait — is there something else you wanted me to do? I don't have to go straight to Vegas. But, I will tell her. Give your mum, Robin, and Gem hugs and kisses from me, as well.

Well, I probably wouldn’t go see my dad. But, i’d probably visit my mum. See how Gemma is doing and all. My step father and such. Just hard to leave them once you see them. And I can’t stay there forever. Where are you going?

Well, that's who I meant. ’Ol Robin. I understand. it's very very hard to leave so many sisters when they're pulling you in all sorts of directions and begging you to stay, as well. And, of course, the little boy — he isn't old enough to pull me anywhere, but I dread the day he is. It'll make it even harder, considering he's brand new and my only brother. I just look forward to the tea parties, dressing up, and talking about boys with the older ones. Holding the twins is a given, too, of course. Sorry, I could go on about them for ages — I suppose Lottie and I may go home for a bit, then I'll go to Vegas with Bri. That offer was too good to resist.

Go see your family, silly. Tattoos can wait. Plus, “WWA’14” will be around a lot longer than your mom and dad will.