this is how we do

  Maybe you should make a book first.  Studios love book-turned-movie films.

That is a very good idea.

  Or I just won’t watch it… Ever.

Sigh. I guess we are.

  This all sounds like a really cool plot line for a movie.

I should go pitch it to someone at Metro Goldwyn-Mayer, or 20th Century Fox. 

  Oh.  That’s a little disappointing.

I could never really get in contact with her. Every time I'd talk to her before the trip would be on the phone, and she'd always call from a different number. I guess she just decided she wanted to actually see me once I'd turned twenty. 

  So you over rate things? Good for you. Oh because fighting and drugs are any better. Great movie so far. I’m not into movies all that much, drinking is more like it.

I only suggested fighting and drugs because it was the only other un-heartwarming points of the movie. Don't trust my judgement on the movie, ask someone else. 

  …Is she Irish?  This’ll all make sense if she’s Irish.

Nope. Born, raised, and resides in Great Britain. 

  If you rate something a ten out of ten, it has to be better than all else. Heartwarming, gross. Never going to watch that.

I've rated several things ten out of ten. I rate everything on their own scale, applying to their own contents.  It's not just heartwarming. It has it's hefty share of fighting and drugs. And sadness. What exactly are you into?

  Sweet.  How was it?

It was awesome. She was drunk for half of the time, but in the time she wasn't we actually bonded.

  Than all the other movies you’ve seen?

I never said it was better than any other movie. But, I guess, the way it brings together five highschool cliches with detention is shocking but heartwarming. 

  What made it better? There has to be a reason, sweet pea.

Better? Better than what?

  …For what?

To see my mom. The first time in sixteen years. 

  Where’d you go?

Just... the UK.

  Eeek! I’m so happy! I’ll go online now and find out when it is and get us the best tickets available.

Wow... I hadn't even thought of going online to see when her tour was. Silly me.

  I love how the cat got you to come over.

I'm a sucker for cats. 

Uh, I think I’m back now.

Join the club. 

  Okay I’m making it official. We are now best friends and we are going to a future Lorde concert together.

You took the words right out of my mouth. I'd be happy to go to a Lorde concert with you.