i don't even know what tumblr is

They were probably shitting all day

Fiber? What's that?

This should be the last post on tumblr before it is shut down.

just discovered a neat trick. if you make brownies but dont cut them, you can eat the whole slab and say you only ate 1 brownie

do not do this

The most unrealistic part about Scooby-Doo is that 4 friends got together and actually followed through with their plans

This is fucking me up right now

POWER MOVE

wish customer service jobs operated w video game standards, so a customer would come up to me and i’d say “greetings traveler! looking to trade?” and they’d only had 4 options for their response 

i’d just stand there wiping down the same part of the counter for 8 hours until my shift ended and then id drop everything and walk away and if you tried to interact with me i’d just keep running into you silently until you moved 

Crying

i was talking with my brothers yesterday and we decided the best way to own a guy who takes off his shirt to fight you is to pick his shirt up and put it on

it’s a cold and it’s a broken despacito

I MISS MIIVERSE :( children are super funny

IM CRYING