ahsoka tano stan

one person, for the fifth time: my parents are dead

Go to Voice & Video settings.

Turn off Automatically Determine Audio Sensitivity.

Move the slider over to the left to suit your sensitivity (avoid pushing it all the way to the left to cushion possible background noise).

This should prevent you from cutting out so long as said issues aren’t because of Microphone or Connection issues. Great fix for those with quiet voices or garbage microphones.

Here’s a screenshot of that for our visual learners. It’s a mobile screenshot, but desktop Discord looks exactly the same, just wider.

Aries: Bespredel  - translates to "without limits or boundaries”, the chaotic behaviour of a person who violates not only the law, but also moral and social norms.

Taurus: Poshlost  - something that is simultaneously trivial, vulgar, lewd and soulless.

Gemini: Smekalka  - one of the typical features of the “mysterious Russian soul”: it’s not just being savvy, ingenious or inventive - it’s the skill to solve problems quickly and simply in imaginative ways.

Cancer: Stushevatsya  - means to become less noticeable, go to the background, lose an important role, noticeably leave the scene, become confused in an awkward or unexpected situation, become meek.

Leo: Podvig - translates to “achievement”, not just a result, or the achievement of an objective; it’s a brave and heroic act, an action performed in difficult circumstances.

Virgo:  Bytie - translates to “being”, and hints at hyper-consciousness or an objective and analytical mindset. 

Libra: Avos - believed to be the main Russian national trait, it is contrary to “The American Dream”. Hoping for the avos’ means doing something without planning, without putting in much effort, counting on success.

Scorpio: Nadryv -  an uncontrollable emotional outburst, when a person releases intimate, deeply hidden feelings.

Sagittarius: Nedoperepil  - “under-over-drunk”,  having drunk more than you should have, but less than you could have.

Capricorn: Khamstvo - Rudeness, arrogance and insolence, multiplied by impunity.

Aquarius: Perepodvypodvert - doing something in an overly complex, incomprehensible way.

I could not have parted with you, my Lizzie, to any one less worthy.

Hatsune Miku was announced in the cochella lineup

Prince Harry and Meghan Markle quit being royals

The US killed an important Iranian general which prompted everyone to think WWIII was happening

Mr. Peanut died???

Justin Bieber thinks babies are #yummy

Nikkitutorials was blackmailed into coming out as trans

Adam Sandler threatened to purposely make bad movies if he doesn't win an Oscar (he wasn't even nominated so looking forward to that)

Gwyneth Paltrow sold out candles that are meant to smell like her vagina

The upcoming NBC streaming service announced a TAZ animated series

Grimes announced that she's pregnant with Elon Musk's baby

Parasite became the first foreign language film to win best ensemble cast at the SAG awards

Kat Von D sold her makeup company

Onision called the cops on Chris Hanson

Pete Buttigieg had to ask for applause at rally

Grimes is naming her child War Nymph and is tweeting as if her unborn child is making the posts

Joe Rogan said he’s probably voting for Bernie

Kaitlin Bennet allegedly shitting herself at a frat party is a trending topic 

the impeachment trial began in the Senate

the coronavirus has killed 17 people in China and one person in Seattle is infected- there were major plagues in 1820 and 1920 and now it might be happening again

the Doomsday Clock is now officially at 100 Seconds to Midnight

@staff pls reinstate @simmancy

@staff

@staff

tumblr staff are cat people confirmed :/

anyway, thanks guys for spamming staff & @samssims​ for starting it! I contacted support pretty much immediately so it’s just a waiting game now, fingers-crossed they don’t magically decide to terminate my barely used personal too!