Its Not That You Should Care, I Just Wanted You to

Right this way, sir, your room is ready.

The second GIF, “RAAAHHH UNHAND ME, I AM THE NIGHT!”

Rebageled

somebody pick me up gently and tuck me away in a bat house

This is my kind of propaganda

(duck newton voice) ma'am? ms. marie kondo? i got this uh, sword here. it does not spark joy

How does everyone in Pride Prejudice (2005), insult elizabeth bennet on her looks? If I saw Kiera Knightley in person I would immediately ask her to marry me, no questions asked

slavic forests are actually located in another dimension

if you’ve ever been in one of the great forests in a slavic country you’ll know that there’s a point where the trees grow so densely packed that the air is completely still and it’s so silent you could hear a pin drop a mile away and you suddenly become uncomfortably aware of the sound of your own heartbeat and the knowledge that the trees surrounding you are alive and just as aware of your presence as you are of theirs, and that’s when you know you’ve crossed into a different realm

there’s that moment when you actually feel how your ancestors used to worship old gods there and treat nature as part of their spiritual world and you’ll know that those old trees have seen empires rise and all, they’ve seen people forget the power in nature and yet they stand there, proud and old, with history etched into their bark, roots back in the times where there used to be prayers sang in the forests

Every time I rewatch Parks, and this episode comes on, I get excited solely for this scene. The way Ben gets the phone and dials Tom… I lose it every single time.

OMFG.

Very curious doggo

Reminder that puffins are extremely social and like to fit in with their friends, so they will adopt mannerisms and interests of the group. So there is a good chance this little guy is trying to be friends with the photographer by showing his interest in the camera.

TIL photographers are a lot like puffins, cuz we also make friends by showing interest in your camera XD

did u know: according to scientists, in October the mitochondria turns into the frightochondria and becomes the haunted house of the cell

This should not have made me laugh

As a scientist I can confirm