Hello

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

Reeves pheasant

If you've ever drawn a Dinosaur and gave it Fun Colors, and then went "Hm. Am I making it Too Silly?" consider: You may not be making it Silly Enough.

these two males like "is he bothering you, queen? watch me bother you even MORE"

not now honey, mommy’s yearning for something that once was and will never be again

fucked up in the club asking the dj to play flight of the bumblebee

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things