O Heyyy

just so you guys are all aware, the only reason gritty exists is allegedly because the NHL made a rule that every team HAD to have a mascot and were apparently assholes about it. so the fliers made him as a chaotic fuck you. hell the first tweet made on his official account was a "sleep with one eye open" threat towards another mascot for making fun of his design

are we not going to talk about how he launched an entire sheetcake into that man’s face, probably killing him?

I fucking love Gritty.

Edin Jardin 

“Ultra-Marines Mr. Bond? How utterly predictable. I cast “Da Jump” and put my 30 Ork Boyz directly behind your lines. Now, will you save your reserves? Or put your tanks at the mercy of my Stompa? WAAAGH, Mr. Bond.”

oh fuck you

omg

Have you ever really thought about how when you look at the moon, it’s the same moon Shakespeare and Marie Antoinette and Van Gogh and Cleopatra looked at.

they all looked at the moon they’re all dead the moon is killing people wake up america

Dead me and my wife

AWWWWWWWWW