Lmao Who Even Are The Lost Boys

may your 2022 be vampiric and homoerotic

ancient vampire characters who pursue teenagers like.... romantically... you are absolutely swagless. die

i don't care if she looks like your dead wife if she's worried about what she'll wear to prom and you personally remember the louisiana purchase what common ground could you possibly have i am going to stake you

people aren't willing to have open and honest discussions about sex horror sex bat sex horror sex vampire sex bat horror vampire sex. there's a stigma.

any complaints you may have related to the phrasing of this post do not come bitching to me. take it up with the birthday party's nick cave

oh youre a man without earrings? its ok i dont mind ^_^ now come closer (i am holding an icepack and a needle behind my back)

"i can fix him" babe hes a god damn shit sucking vampire :/