a phantastic girl.

EVERYTHING IS THE SAME BUT PERCY JACKSON AND THE BATTLE OF THE LABYRINTH TAKES PLACE IN AN IKEA

when dan is laughing but trying to say “what” at the same time and he ends up going “WHOHOOHOHOO WHOOOHOOHOOHOO” reblog if u agree

as a college student, my favorite words are “canceled” and “free”

Free pizza is cancelled

Why would you even say something like that

I have been waiting for this little guy to come back on my dash. He dances in sync with any music you play!

He’s dancing to Carry On My Wayward Son. It’s surreal.

AGAIN?! SERIOUSLY FUCK THIS. THIS TOOK UP ANOTHER 2 HOURS OF MY TIME TRYING TO DEFEAT IT. 2 FUCKING HOURS OF MY LIFE I WILL NEVER GET BACK. THIS IS LIKE CASTRATING MY INNER MUSICIAN. I TRIED GREGORIAN CHANTS, AFRICAN TRIBAL DRUMS, AND EVEN THE OLDEST SONG KNOWN TO MAN AND NOTHING FUCKING WORKS. I’M SO DONE WITH THIS SHIT. I’M GOING TO GO QUIT DREAMS NOW.

shoutout to everyone with social anxiety or really bad/low self esteem who gets themselves up and goes to school everyday, or musters up the courage to leave the house, y'all are the real mvp and i love you

if you're emotionally unstable because of shameless clap your hands

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