YOU'RE JUST TITAN FOOD (・∀・ )

*puts my ipod on shuffle and skips every song until i get one i was hoping for*

this is like me trying to showcase my talents for job interviews. 

The greatest moment in the history of film

you can almost hear it

what did people even wear in 2008

apple bottom jeans and boots with the fur 

do you ever like randomly wake up in the middle of the night check your social networks then go back to sleep 

ARE YOU READY TO FUCKING FLY

I will always try and reblog this.

My mom is a flight attendant and I can confirm this is 100% true when they have an empty flight, the crazy ones even go “cart surfing” which is where they get the pilot the go down a bit until they get on top of the beverage cart, then the get him to pull up and they go flying down the aisle until they hit a chair and fly off.

my friend is training to become an air hostess and her lecturer told her about cart surfing and gave at least 30 examples of when it’s happened, so i too can back this up