oh, boo hoo, let me blow you a sick smoke ring on the worlds smallest vape

I don’t understand, why did you reblog a picture of a normal dude hanging out on the street

Um I’m not sure if I’m mistaken but that is a picture of a guy dressed as a squid I believe

Wow that’s rude :/

So much for body positivity on this site smh.

Dressed like a squid??? I don’t see no squid. 

This man looks like a perfectly normal husband and father, how dare you insult him? How dare you insult his family

Poor guy is probably just getting groceries something.

Accidentally swallows the coin I was buried with and gets left on the dock for eternity because I couldn't pay the ferryman

Are ancient greek burial rites too niche for notes I'm sorry

vibe check! *ruins your dream journal*

i like how we as a society basically just reinvented hieroglyphics

humans literally evolved to have a heightened sense of taste in childhood because smaller bodies are more sensitive to poison and adults are just like “nah kids are Picky Eaters™ specifically to annoy me”

Also certain neurodivergencies can cause kids to be sensitive to certain foods and tastes and textures. That also isn’t just to annoy their parents. We literally can’t help it. If your kid freaks out at certain food, don’t force them to stay at the table until they finish it every night. Just give them different foods. Kids are not bad. They deserve to eat food they like that doesn’t make them sick. Be kind.

how do you think the kronk voice actor feels knowing he’ll only ever be recognized as the kronk voice actor

patrick warburton has a net worth of 30 million dollars which is the amount I will pay to end this disrespect right now

he has exactly one voice that he can do but lord knows that wont stop him and i respect that

worth noting that this is the most recent living person to have walked on the moon

I’ve seen some sad stuff on my dash so here you are, friends. I love you and I don’t want to lose you. I am here for you! 😌❤️