You Will Rot.

but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*

Reblog you stay silly

seeing posts about a tumblr update without seeing the update yet on mobile is like watching a shark fin draw nearer to my flimsy little life raft in the middle of the ocean

We here at Tumblr have noticed everyone has very strong feelings about every post on this site being changed to a picture of Lex Luthor from The CW's Smallville with the words "Lex Get Bald Tonight" over it. To this we say: we're listening. we hear you. and we couldn't give a rat's ass what you think. Get out there and start balding.

'being single sucks because youll be lonely' lame and untrue. 'being single sucks because a lot of groceries are portioned to make food for more than one person and you cant really take advantage of buying in bulk because it'll go bad before you use it all' this i cannot deny.

it's annoying that video games disable achievements when you install mods. i DID kill alduin who cares if thomas the tank engine was there

I think all computers should have cd slots and all phones should have headphone ports send tumble